Fans of HBO’s True Blood know that Jason Stackhouse, Ryan Kwanten‘s sex-on-legs character, keeps his brains in his pants. He’d probably put his hand in a wood-chipper if he thought it’d get him laid. So we weren’t sure what we’d see when we clicked on an alleged photo of Kwanten displaying his erect peen. Actual gray matter?
When an image appeared on PerezHilton.com’s unrated site, UnratedPerez.com, we just had to look.
(NSFW full-frontal shot here)
Yes, it’s probably a fake—if only for the fact that Kwanten couldn’t be dumb (or drunk) enough to flash the goods in a random bathroom like that.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But if it is indeed fake, it’s our favorite kind: A good fake.
Now we have something we can think about the next time Jason beds a vampire, werewolf, witch, tooth fairy or whatever he puts his wick into next week.
Mike B
Well, that link lasted about two Internet-seconds. I googled it and was left only moderately impressed. Actually, I guess it would be to his right. Regardless, some things are best left to the imagination.
iDavid
Yeh, notta pretty picture
gregger
Not a good fake, body does not match what Kwanten has shown on air, repeatedly.
Mike in Asheville
NOTE: You can find the pic by going to the UnratedPerez website.
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Dan Avery: yes indeed Jason Stackhouse fucks and fucks and fucks all the pretty girls. But, all the pretty girls, especially panther-girls, throw themselves at him and fuck him too! And I don’t blame those girls and am a bit jealous, cause, damn, Jason Stackhouse is the second sexiest man on TV. (Sexiest, IMHO, is Pablo Schreiber, Liev Schreiber’s half brother, Nancy Botwin’s new boytoy drug supplier on Weeds.)
jeff in indy
since all the guys have been showing their butts in sex scenes, why wasn’t joe m’s showing instead of having a sheet over him. there looked like a quick flash of peen when eric was nailing sookie for what seemed like hours. (i guess vamps have staying power)
Brian
It’s a penis. Who the fuck cares? Gay doods need to get over themselves already.
Palto
Hey Brian – same thing with straight doods and vaginas.
Sabat
Your link starts with “unratedperez.com,” which means that web browsers assume it to be part of Queerty (your link currently goes to http://www.queerty.com/did-true-bloods-ryan-kwanten-show-his-impaler-20110808/unratedperez.com…).
Add “http://” to the beginning of the link in the HTML, and it will work fine.
Brian Moylan
@Palto I suppose. But at some point, I had realized I wasn’t a horny teenager anymore. The narcissism became tiresome eventually.
Bunny Snuggles
@Brian Moylan: Being sexually attracted to another adult human being — same sex or opposite gender — is not narcissistic, it’s just normal. Narcissism is being obsessed with one’s self. Masturbation could fall into that category if you’re more interested in looking at yourself in a mirror while you’re doing it rather than enjoying erotic thoughts or images of other people.
So, how did you grow out of your “narcissistic” horny teenage years?
…Got married? …Chemical castration? …Joined the Tea Party? …Grew up and grew bored?
…Or just shattered all of the mirrors around your house and now just lovingly look at yourself in a glass of water?
🙂
HotBoyArk
The blons is hot!
HotBoyArk
The blond is hot!