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Did You Know That Everything Straight Guys Do Is Gay? (No Homo)

Note: Audio NSFW

Sitting leg-to-leg on a small couch and eating nuts? Gay. Pulling a remote control out of your butt? Gay. Slipping a longneck between your lips to enjoy the sweet taste of frothy head? Totes gay. Who knew that so many daily activities had so much homoerotic tension behind them? Luckily, straight dudes get a “Get out of gay free” card just by adding “no homo” to all the things they say and do. But as you’ll see, it doesn’t always work especially when… well, you’ll see.

And remember kids, “no homo” has also helped hetero men enjoy gay sex and tough rappers sound gayer. Yes homo.

Via Joe.My.God

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           May 26, 2011
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  • 10 Comments
    • No. 1 · tazz602 · Member · 115 comments

      The Doctor Seuss moment is the best part.

      May 26, 2011 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Jim Hlavac

      That’s hysterically funny.

      May 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Red Meat

      oh shit that was epic.

      May 26, 2011 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Hyhybt

      This seems awfully familiar. Not that it isn’t worth the repeat, but didn’t Queerty have this up a while back, maybe… I don’t know, a year or two ago? If not, then something very similar.

      May 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · tallest

      I approve.

      May 26, 2011 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Vevar

      this made my day

      May 26, 2011 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · jeff4justice · Member · 349 comments

      F’n funny… let’s just hope the loads in the butt were inside a condom. HIV no homo.

      May 27, 2011 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · Robbie K · Member · 101 comments

      I want the second one from the left…lick…no homo ;-)

      May 27, 2011 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · Jeffree

      Oops, I always thought the str8 boys were saying “No, homo”!

      Do str8 women say “No lesbo” when they actually touch another grrl’s booob?

      When I tell my breederous womyn friends their new jeans make their butt look all kinds of delish, I immediately say “No hetero,” so they don’t think the Jeffree is making a move on them.

      May 27, 2011 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Adman

      It had to be the beats that made them able to get the delivery so tight, no homo.

      May 29, 2011 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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