There’s a lonely hole in Sweden*:
A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.
A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country’s second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.
The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts.
After having evacuated and cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.
[Said Strannegard] “The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed.”
Don’t you hate when that happens?
Grossest lede ever?
