Dildo Wreaks Havoc In Sweden
Not So Explosive
 
 

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There's a lonely hole in Sweden*:

A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.

A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country's second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.

The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts.

After having evacuated and cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.

[Said Strannegard] "The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed."

Don't you hate when that happens?

Grossest lede ever?

 
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