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‘Does My Marriage To an Older Woman Make My Ass Look Fat?’

Ashton Kutcher works up a sweat in Miami


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By:           editor editor
On:           Mar 13, 2009
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No. 1 · cruiser

Ashton’s getting a little chunky since being Mr Demi Moore, what happened to that PYT that everybody drooled over?!
Waht a waste(waist?!)to see a hot body like that ruined by celebrity marriage.

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · cruiser

to answer the original question YES your marriage to an older woman makes your ASS & EVERYTHING ELSE LOOK FAT!

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jake

@cruiser: puhleaze, he’s still pretty and nice to look at and think about.

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · cruiser

@jake: maybe so at least in “The Guardian” he was still hot, maybe it’s just these are lousy pictures

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · The Gay Numbers

He’s growing into his looks. He was good looking when he was younger, but never hot. Just model good looks, which can be boring. It’s the imperfection that’s moving him to hot-sexy.

I can tell from the morning goods, that the image at Queery of hot-sexy is mostly certain types (that’s cool because they are good looking men that you choose).

But for me, good looking is not enough. To me, there’s got to be that real edge that the masses don’t see. To me, he’s very sexy right now. I think maybe part of that is personality. It’s not just the Twitter comment.

It’s also his statement on Bill Maher’s show back a few months ago. He just comes across as smart. Like a Sean Penn level smart. A lot of time what ruins it for me is when a star is good looking, but I think they aren’t probably that smart.

Good looking, empathy and smart is extremely hot-sexy.

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Bob R

Fat? You people want to call him fat? I wish I were that “fat”. Actually, I’m a lot fatter, really a lot fatter. But I digress. Ashton Kutcher looks very fine to me. He has a very handsome face and I like the facial hair. I think he’s maturing nicely and as far as I’m concerned he’s getting more attractive with age. How many can do that? I sure wouldn’t turn down a coffee date with him, or any other date, that’s for sure. He sure looks mighty fine to me, a lot better than some of these emaciated Morning Goods “models” that a lot of you guys drool over.

As for being married to an older woman, that’s his business. I bet a lot of you older guys wouldn’t be so snarky or complain if he was married to you. You’re lookin’ good Ash!

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · The Gay Numbers

@Bob R: It is odd to see a gay site make a big deal about a younger guy dating an older woman.

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · jackel

@Bob R: @The Gay Numbers: take it down a notch, fellas, it’s meant to be a joke. i hate whiny gay queens who take everything so seriously. if this webpage could speak, your comments would be read as “waaaaaaaaaaaaah”

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · alan brickman

stop being sooooo jealous..

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · alan brickman

whiny gays shouldn’t define gay images….it makes the homophobes drool…

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · alan brickman

and hard…lol!!..

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Tom

Can’t tell. Maybe if I taste it …

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · boho · Member · 3 comments

WTF, fat? what is wrong with you Queerty?

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · The Gay Numbers

@jackel:If you don’t want to read what i write. Don’t read it. Pretty simple solution. It’s ironic- it’s you who are whining about the “notch” we are on. Why do you give a fuck? Weird.

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 10:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Phoenix (Who's Considering A Haagan-Daz Run)

I would kill to be that ‘fat’.

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 12:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · afrolito · Member · 1242 comments

I love how people are so stupidly judging him based on paparazzi shots of him JOGGING. Ashton is HOT, and there isn’t an ounce of fat on his body that I can see anywhere.

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 2:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Ricci

Fat? Where?

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 2:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · getreal

He is hot and you can just tell by looking at him he is probably a great lay.

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 5:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · rsquared

That first picture would make anyone look broad in the beam. He’s handsome as hell – and certainly not fat. Being married to an older woman probably makes him better at sex.

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 6:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Bob R

@jackel: Wow, “whiny old queens”, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. Besides, lately this has become a very serious world. It’s especially difficult anymore to judge what is supposed to be a joke. Too many bad jokes nowadays, much like your post.

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 9:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · drew

Dude? Where’s my car? Shibby!!!! Ashton still HAWT as evah…

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · nadersamir

like married older woman and big 45 – 55 years hot sexy

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 at 9:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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