Speaking to Fox News in an effort to see if anyone would care if he ran for president next year, Donald Trump ran down a list of “social issues” (and not, say, civil rights issues) with Greta Van Susteren. Among them: gay marriage. To which he says: “New York is a place with lots of gays, and I think it’s great. But I’m not in favor of gay marriage.” Well, we sort of got that feeling when you rushed to Carrie Prejean’s defense back in 2009, but back then we thought you were just making a business move. But now we know officially what you think of our people. And no wonder: No gay man would’ve ever let you leave the house with that hair. See? We’ve already begun our efforts to sabotage you.