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Don’t Let Homosexuals Take Over the Moon, Too

Joining the Westboro Baptist performance art troupe finds itself with a new addition: Philip, who is joining the San Francisco protest against homosexuals’ radical attempt to steal the moon, too.

While Philip is, as you can tell from his YouTube page, in on the joke, he highlights a very real problem: We are hearing Gay Inc. is now lobbying NASA to plant a giant rainbow flag on the moon when astronauts return there in 2010 — which would have been something to worry about if the plan wasn’t about to be killed. [/sarcasm]

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