Don’t Make Us Care About Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, and His Lesbian-y Mistress
There are fewer things the editors at this website care less about than Jesse James, and his divorce from Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, and how he supposedly cheated on her with the stripper Michelle McGee, and how she is a suspected neo-Nazi, and how so too might James be. But now, with a photo of McGee in a sexually suggestive position with another gal on her MySpace page, there’s all this rampant speculation that she gets it on with women, and we are a queer website, so we must care?
But if enough of you click on the “fail” button below, and vote this story into oblivion, we promise not to keep reporting on it (because that’s what TMZ is for), unless it turns out McGee is the leader of a band of organized lesbian criminals or something.
I already cared about Sandra + thought Jesse James was pretty adorable since I watched him on Celebrity Apprentice (not to mention when he was playfully holding hands with Ross the Intern on an ep of Jay Leno, I believe).
Le sigh.
I can totally agree to fail this every time it comes up.
I’m sick of ONTD trying to make this tatted bish happen. IDK about her swastika tatooes, or what James saw in her, or what else she has been up to. Let Sandra handle her business.
I never heard of her husband before the Oscars this year? How is he a celeb? By being Mr. Sandra Bullock?
Needs moar tats.
Please note: my choice of ‘fail’ has more to do with the coverage than the actual topic. Queerty is consistently publishing stories that are TMZ in nature, from gossip to blind items. Yet somehow TMZ pulls it off with a sense of humor and fewer spelling mistakes.
Who CARES about Sandra Bullsh*t?
Are you saying she NEVER knew about this guy OR she didn’t care?
Come one fan(atics) get a grip.
I think SB is hot.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee appears to be one of these vile women who performs girl-girl for sleazy straight guys, and not because she’s one of us. It’s about fetish, not orientation. It’s about pandering to a third party, and not about the experience. I mean, you can tell from the way both women are looking at the camera – it’s clearly designed for voyeurism.
Repulsive doesn’t begin to describe these sorts of women.
Sandra Bullock has always been in my top 5 fave actresses, and I love Miss Congeniality, grew up in Memphis and think she nailed it in Blindside. She is a little awkward because she’s not OUT yet, maybe…? Anyway, I had turn turn my head about her train wreck marriage, and would be very happy to hold her hand throughout her recovery–but she is waaay better off now. Love that girl! She’ll always be fab to me. :)