Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Perez Hilton?

I can’t help but look at these pictures and feel like someone photoshopped Perez’s head onto a better body. They don’t…look like they belong together.

Jul 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm · @Reply · Flag

He looks a bit like Steve-O now

Jul 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm · @Reply · Flag

He has an ugly face and an ugly personality. It was super annoying when he decided it was okay for him to use the word F*g while mad and scream it at the Black Eye Peas.

Jul 8, 2011 at 4:23 pm · @Reply · Flag

@redmont: HA! Agreed, what a shame he became famous by riding the coat tails of other bloggers and never giving credit whenever he bit off other people’s celebrity news. Also, making homophobic slurs and trying to act all high an mighty as if this kids the fucken voice of gay equality was just pandering. And accessing your latin@ roots whenever is convenient also makes this homo, a no-mo…. tired but good on him for getting his fitness on.

Jul 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm · @Reply · Flag

Ehh, whether he lost weight or not…he’s still not very attractive looking…>.<;;

I'll also be the first one to say it…Straight Thin, Gay Fat xD

Jul 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @Reply · Flag

Good for her, but she’s still a douche bag.

Jul 8, 2011 at 5:02 pm · @Reply · Flag

No, no, no!

The only way to run a picture of Mr. Lavandeira is to use a pencil tool (in MS Paint, nothing so classy as Photoshop) and make white “semen” streaks run from this mouth. Then, using the same pencil tool scribble comments like “famewhore” on the image.

That’s how it’s done.

Jul 8, 2011 at 5:28 pm · @Reply · Flag

Vicious Bitches!!!!!

Jul 8, 2011 at 6:00 pm · @Reply · Flag

I had the displeasure of meeting him casually in LA at the Kylie concert (friend’s fault)…courtesy hug grossed me out because there were fat rolls. Kind of hard to believe this is all natural.

Jul 8, 2011 at 6:23 pm · @Reply · Flag

I can watch the video of him getting punched in the face by one of the black eyed peas all day long. Who cares that he lost weight, he’s still a douche.

Jul 8, 2011 at 6:39 pm · @Reply · Flag

he is still a poor excuse of a fag

Jul 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm · @Reply · Flag

eeeewwwhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!….

Jul 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm · @Reply · Flag

He’s been sucked and tucked. too bad he didn’t go tfor the personality transplant as well. what a dousche nozzle.

Jul 8, 2011 at 9:16 pm · @Reply · Flag

It’s always sad when guys lose a ton of weight–yet are still ugly.

Jul 8, 2011 at 9:42 pm · @Reply · Flag

Everyone “hates” him, but somehow he is popular. I liked his old site. He was mean, which was refreshing It was honest and interesting. We have enough sites trying to give oral sex to the egos of stars.

Jul 8, 2011 at 11:01 pm · @Reply · Flag

That’s not his Hate filled body and his hair is thinner than that also..
PHOTOSHOP

Jul 9, 2011 at 8:04 am · @Reply · Flag

I don’t get why his site still gets hits.

Whether you liked the old site or not it at least had some real stuff on there. Now all he does is just reprint whatever stars publicists fax him. Boring.

Jul 9, 2011 at 9:24 am · @Reply · Flag

This is the most uniformly-agreed upon post in the history of Queerty. I mean, even hot guys get quibbled over in the oft-missed “morning goods”. And you can’t bet that someone like Michelle Bachmann doesn’t have her strange supporters. But P-Hil? Apparently NO ONE can stand him. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, hopeful for our community. :-D

And yeah, I miss old Queerty too. Every time they go through another round of changes, it gets weaker and weaker. Like when they make tea at a restaurant and just keep watering it down to stretch it out cuz they’re too lazy to make more.

Jul 9, 2011 at 11:48 am · @Reply · Flag

@jeff4justice: From the posts here as sample, it would seem the real complaint is that they don’t want to fuck him. In other words, unlike fag hags that boost their egos in other ways, this guy serves no useful function. But, that’s just a guess because ultimately you are right- there is no difference between him and other people who say mean shit about stars. Also, the other possibility is that people get on bandwagons easily and never think about the irrationality of the bandwagon they are on even when you offer up. I am sure if they answered your question they would find some made up difference that really makes no sense when you think about it too much.

Jul 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm · @Reply · Flag

He is one step shy always of a pedophilia case and mark my words, he’ll get busted one day. He’s constantly lusting over pre-teen celebrities and boy-bands. In LA, he used to be known as a notorious drunk, then a dry-drunk and now I’m sure his self obsession with working out and dieting is just another extension of his addictive – narcissistic nature. I lump him in with Andy Cohen, the A-List and all the other sad excuses of gay men wishing they where rich-spoiled-white-women. The truly A-List PR firms in LA have him blacklisted ever since he started printing pictures of celebrity’s kids and insulting them on his blog. I wouldn’t be so proud of being profiled in “In Touch Weekly”. It’s about as tabloid as you can get and if anything, the editors are probably printing those photos to mock him and set him up for media derision. Though Perez is too self-absorbed to see as anything different.

Jul 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm · @Reply · Flag

I have a hard time losing weight so I have respect for him at being able to set a goal and sticking to it.

Jul 9, 2011 at 6:02 pm · @Reply · Flag

last pic is pretty nice

Jul 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm · @Reply · Flag

Now he’s an in-shape snarky celebrity-envying sycophant.

Jul 10, 2011 at 6:28 am · @Reply · Flag

@Eric: I’m not a fan of Perez, but this comment is what makes LA sad for me.

Jul 10, 2011 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · Flag

@ Scott – Well said! My thoughts exactly. It’s not easy to lose weight. So, whatever you may feel about him, he deserves some credit.

Jul 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm · @Reply · Flag

He’s still a hideous, meth-faced, pepperoni-nippled, acne-ridden douchehole.

Jul 11, 2011 at 3:20 am · @Reply · Flag

Perez told me one time that he didn’t care if people loved him or hated him….as long as the clicked on his site.
Now I think he is trying to become one of those people he drew coke bugers on.

His body looks great. It take a lot of work to get to that sort of body at his age.

Jul 11, 2011 at 9:33 am · @Reply · Flag

If he hadn’t made $$$$$ off of bullying people and their children he could not have afforded paying for a trainer, nutritionist and lipo and thus would still be eating compulsively to stuff his feelings. Now that he has money he says: no more bullying. How convenient. Ugly souls cannot buy a good soul. When money dictates the need, he will return to his cruel ways.

Jul 11, 2011 at 10:36 pm · @Reply · Flag

He looks great, and I’m jealous of that hair, the procedure was a definite success, good for him, I’m counting down the days till I can afford that.

Jul 14, 2011 at 11:55 pm · @Reply · Flag

Congratulations, good for him. Now if only there was some exercise regimen or surgical procedure to fix his massive character flaws.

Jul 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm · @Reply · Flag