Doogie Does Dudes!

You’ve probably heard the biggest gay news since the Ted Haggard scandal: Neil Patrick Harris totally sucks dick. That’s right. Despite an over-zealous publicist’s denial, NPH told People Magazine that he’s of the homosexual variety.
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We may kid, but his statement’s pretty fucking admirable:

The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.

So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.

See, Teddy Boy, that’s pride. Good for you, Neil!

Of course, we thought he came out years ago. Speculation began two weeks ago when an article maintained that the former Doogie Howser, MD star used his swing to get his lover, the actor David Burtka a gig on his current show, How I Met Your Mother.

We’re sure it’ll do wonders for those Doogie DVD residuals. Mark Foley just ordered an entire box!

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