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“Duck Dynasty” Is A Gay Porn Series Waiting To Happen, According To Henry Rollins

interview-henry-rollins-20060512032432345-1507954A&E would be well advised to get while the getting’s good and quadruple down on the show’s popularity with a vast array of merchandise, like a DD limited-edition shotgun, camo covers for Bibles, strap-on beards, and at least one spinoff. You could call it … Duck Dynasty. A&E should do this before the show’s fans die of respiratory/circulatory complications, substance abuse or lung cancer.

On the flip side of things, one of you supremely talented graphic artists should start a comic book series starring the Duck dudes as homosexual bears. Talk about crossover potential. The thing writes itself. At the next major gay pride event, there should be hard-bodied men in camo hot pants, ridiculous beards pasted to their chins, blowing through duck calls. Dick Dynasty is a gay porn series just waiting to happen.”

 

Punk icon and beloved sage Henry Rollins sounding off on the hirsute homophobic stars of Duck Dynasty, which he calls “one of the shittiest shows ever put on television,” in his column for L.A. Weekly

By:           EDITORS
On:           Jan 3, 2014
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  • 11 Comments
    • balehead
      balehead

      Great Guy…but the irony will be that many of Rollins fans are also DD fans too…

      Jan 3, 2014 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      @balehead: Do you have some kind of computer program that just randomly strings together the words you say? In the real world, there aren’t a lot of Black Flag fans who eat at Cracker Barrel and shop at Walmart.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      BARF

      Jan 3, 2014 at 2:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      Dogf!cker is a right-wing homophobic troll, ignore her!

      Jan 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard
      Richard

      Much respect for Mr. Rollins.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      “Fuck Dynasty” has my vote.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 9:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EverybodySayLove
      EverybodySayLove

      K, when it does become a gay porn crossover, THEN MAYBE I’ll start to care enough to watch it…

      Jan 3, 2014 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      Henry Rollins presents me with such a quandary: I have incredible respect for him and his excellent politics and social outlooks, and at the same time I dream of making “duck calls” while he teabags me.

      Jan 4, 2014 at 1:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      Dick dynasty sounds like fun.

      Jan 4, 2014 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Wow!! Someone needs to back off on their “bitter queen pills”….and hit a gym already….

      Jan 4, 2014 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      The very suggestion of those creatures naked and engaged in sexual congress caused me to vomit in my throat..@balehead: Honey you need to take your own advise..Projecting much..??? Bitch you need some new material.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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