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Eating Celery Makes You Gay

Our resident food guru The Healthy Boy never told us about this one: Eating celery, claims wizard researchers at Liberty University, turns you into a practicing homosexual. May god save broccoli. [via]

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By: JD
On: Mar 8, 2011
Tagged: Food, lols

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No. 1 · Kent M
I love celery. Does that make me a ‘stalker’?

Mar 8, 2011 at 11:10 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Quint H.
No, doesn’t! *nibbles on a piece of celery*

Mar 8, 2011 at 11:21 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Harbo
I love celery. Guess that’s what did it for me. Good to know.

Mar 8, 2011 at 11:58 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Alex
In general, eating healthy and caring for our bodies makes for practicing homosexuals. We are more fit and healthy than our heterosexual friends.

Mar 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Harbo
Only if you stick it up your butt. And if celery will make you gay, cucumbers will make you REAL gay

Mar 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Jukadiie · Member · 8 comments
LMAOO ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME. OH WAIT I GOOGLED THE SCHOOL AND ITS A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY…..im just sayin

Mar 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Stanley
Are there any foods that can turn a gay man into a straight man? Please let me know.

Mar 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Soupy
Just keep eating your own poo Stanley and you will get there.

Mar 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · craig
Great! From the prick’s who brought you “Black” and “Gay Zombie”!

Mar 8, 2011 at 6:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · DJ
That’s a damn lie because I didn’t start liking celery until I was about 10 but I was kissing boys 5 years before that. How do you even test this theory? Better question, how do you even get the idea that celery makes someone gay?….

Mar 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · John
Celery? I would’ve guessed rhubarb. *rim-shot*

Mar 8, 2011 at 10:49 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Robbie K · Member · 101 comments
Celery and cheez whiz…heaven…err..gay heaven that is ;-)

Mar 9, 2011 at 12:18 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · divkid
i prefer fruits rather than vegetables.
but i’ve experienced one or two that could tick both boxes.

Mar 9, 2011 at 3:55 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Mykey
is this a joke, for all I know, it makes your breath smell swell!

Mar 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm · @Reply · Flag