Ellen DeGeneres’ Stalker Sentenced To Stay The Hell Away

Well you didn’t think a judge would give Ellen DeGeneres’ stalker Karen Grace Sjoden tickets to her show, did you? Sjoden, who was caught trespassing on Ellen and Portia’s Beverly Hills compound last month, pleaded no contest yesterday and accepted a plea deal where she’s free from jail, but cannot come within 100 yards of the couple, a business associate, or their property or her show’s studio. (This might be hard, since Sjoden insists she “sent a letter to Ellen asking her for a job and I assumed she hired me.”) Instructed the judge: “You can’t email them, have a friend contact them and you can’t have third party contact with them.” But does a tweet that mentions @ellendegeneres count?