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Ellen Page A Lezzy?

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Fuck the Oscars, you’re not really, truly famous until gay rumors start circulating.

Michael Musto helps Ellen Page’s celebrity case along today. The Juno actress, he points out, doesn’t seem to have much of a dating history, unless you count her “relationship” with Ben Foster, which she later denied. And then there’s the whole Oscar dating situation:

Who did she go to the Oscars with? I couldn’t tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian–or, um, gay.

And then there was the web item saying “Ellen Page is an out lesbian,” but for all I know the guy who ran that is the same douche who started the whole “Marcia Cross is coming out” campaign. Come on, people, help me out of this mess! Before I get stampeded by publicists shrieking, “This is an invasion of privacy!” (yeah, yeah, shut up, this is what I do), let’s put the dykey pieces together. Is Juno a you know? And if so, which male will they quickly match her up with? Zac Efron?

Sounds good to us!

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 27, 2008
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  • 13 Comments
    • Leto
      Leto

      BAD THEORY–Collin Ferrell took his mom to the Oscars. He certainly isn’t gay!

      Feb 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      I wouldn’t jump to conclusions about Colin: he’s just too sweet looking to be entirely straight. And dad an athlete?

      Feb 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      I’m stickin my nck out but I wouldn’t jump to conclusions about Colin: he’s just too sweet to be entirely straight. And dad an athlete? He was really convincing in “Home”. He’s not even really a top!

      Feb 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      I mean, who wouldn’t want to shag him?

      Feb 27, 2008 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      The girl is too much of a twinky yet!

      Feb 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sam
      sam

      My lesbian friends insist that her lesbianism was a known fact, for what that’s worth.

      Feb 27, 2008 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lezmclezzie
      lezmclezzie

      gosh,i hope she’s a lesbian. i’m going to hit on her and see if i can get in her pants.

      Feb 27, 2008 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LizzyRampage
      LizzyRampage

      Ehhh, she’s young, give her time to find herself. I’m more interested in her next acting project, but her sexuality was confirmed it would be interesting trivia…

      Feb 27, 2008 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • todd
      todd

      She’s young. Give her time to find herself before you lezzies stake your claim!

      Feb 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      The weirdness their is that a lot (or some) of us gay men are much more sexually agressive than straight men(maybe just me?).
      Nonetheless, lesbians take after us, and in the process make het.men look like wallflowers.

      Feb 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • monica
      monica

      i want to eat her pussy all day.

      Feb 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wolfie
      Wolfie

      Holy shit whats up with Queerty lately. She just turned 21 leave her alone and don;t be doing stories like this on her. Queerty is just becoming TRASH lately pure and simple. Its like yopu guys are being run by Prez Hilton. This story was in really bad taste. If she hasn;t come out you shouldn;t have done it at all.

      What a bunch of sleaze you have become lately.

      Feb 28, 2008 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cheswick
      cheswick

      On the Barbara Walters thing she said that for sure she wanted to get married and have kids. I know that doesn’t necessarily mean straight but thats the feeling i got.

      Feb 28, 2008 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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