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Ellen Rags On “One Million Moms” In Hilarious Segment

After remaining silent on the calls from hate group “One Million Moms” for JCPenney to fire Ellen DeGeneres as its spokesperson, the out comic has hit back at her detractors with a hilarious segment.

First, Ellen delivers the good news about California’s Prop 8 being declared unconstitutional. Then she moved onto the One Million Moms debacle.

“I usually don’t address my haters,” she joked. “But today, my haters are my motivators.” She continued:

“This organization thinks that I shouldn’t be the spokesperson because I’m gay. So, for those of you just tuning in for the first time, it’s true, I’m gay. I hope you were sitting down. I hate to break it to you this way. So they wanted to get me fired, but I am proud and happy to say that JCPenney stuck by their decision to make me their spokesperson. It’s great news for me, because I need some new crew socks.”

Oh, Ellen. Never change.

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Feb 8, 2012
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  • 4 Comments
    • JAW
      JAW

      It was great to watch… Congrats Ellen… and THANKS jcp For backing her.

      Perhaps we can help by calling jcp and RESPECTFULLY Thank them for their support.

      and better yet… go in and buy something… LOL

      the ph# for their Home office is… 972.431.1000

      Feb 8, 2012 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      I just laugh. These groups are the ones who say that we shove our sexuality down everyone’s throats, but when push comes to shove, who is it that is making someone’s sexuality make the news? Do they really think JCP hired Ellen because she’s gay?

      Oh well, what with the progress in California and Washington, it’s hard to imagine these groups being around, or at least influential, for too much longer.

      Feb 8, 2012 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oldgayvermonter
      oldgayvermonter

      FIX THE FREAKIN’ VIDEO PLEASE!

      Feb 8, 2012 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Victoria McKenna
      Victoria McKenna

      Ellen Rags is my favourite, I read everything about her, thanks for updating

      Feb 9, 2012 at 5:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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