Ellen is nothing if not good to her staff. Or at least her gardner. And now that she’s landed a role in the new Magic Mike XXL film for her impossibly hunky hedge trimmer, the position must be filled.
She’s accepting video auditions to be the new objectified green thumb, and recently showed off a few eligible candidates.
We’re not sure — are nude photos a set back or a leg up?
Here’s a look at who’s in the running:
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evdanker
Number one: maybe, number two: no, no, and no. Number three: seriously?
VampDC
The gardner skit got so old. And it’s just sad that Ellen, a gay woman, has to please an audience by constantly doing something she’s clearly no into.
OzJosh
@VampDC: More to the point, if a male host paraded female flesh for their audience to ogle in the same way they’d be widely condemned. It’s like Ellen’s still stuck in the 1970s.
jason smeds
Ellen is an expert at promoting herself.
TrueWords
Damn that black man is all sorts of sexy…I vote for him and cast my vote a second time
Kangol
Number one, Mr. Tegan Rose!