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Ellen’s Thirsty Audience Needs A New Gardener To Ogle. These Guys Want In.

Screen Shot 2014-10-27 at 9.23.00 AMEllen is nothing if not good to her staff. Or at least her gardner. And now that she’s landed a role in the new Magic Mike XXL film for her impossibly hunky hedge trimmer, the position must be filled.

She’s accepting video auditions to be the new objectified green thumb, and recently showed off a few eligible candidates.

We’re not sure — are nude photos a set back or a leg up?

Here’s a look at who’s in the running: