Rebuffed by the Ukraine for being too old and HIV-y, Elton John and David Furnish are taking their child hunt to Africa. In fact, they already found a kid they liked, but when they realized the boy still had living relatives, they moved on — unlike Madonna, who steals children from parents who don’t want them. Meanwhile, back in the Ukraine, The Sun tracked down the (alcoholic!) mother of Baby Lev, Marina, who says she’ll never give the pop star her kid. That’s funny, because the state won’t give Marina her kids either: she doesn’t have custody of her children.