He’s going to hate me for this, but every time he goes to rehab they’ve been light. When I went to rehab, I had to clean the floors. He goes to rehab where they have TVs. … I love you, Billy, and this is tough love. Billy, you have your demons and you’re not going to get rid of them at rehab light. You’ve got to be serious. People adore you, they love you and respect you. You should be able to do something better than what you’re doing now. … At the end of the day, he’s coasting. I always say, ‘Billy, can’t you write another song?’ It’s either fear or laziness. It upsets me. Billy’s a conundrum. We’ve had so many cancelled tours because of illnesses and various other things, alcoholism.
—Elton John, who spent some time in rehab in the 90s, is now giving his advice to Billy Joel in magazines [via]
christopher di spirito
Elton looks just like that blind Jazz singer Diane Schuur.
justiceontherocks
Who’s the fat guy dressed like a geranium?