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Elton John’s Publicist Issues The Most Best Awesomest American Idol Rumor Denial Ever

It’s absolute rubbish. This story’s three months old. There’s more chance of me fucking you than Elton being on U.S. Idol.

—Elton John’s U.K. publicist Gary Farrow, like Justin Timberlake’s rep, shooting down reports the rocket man is even considering being a judge for the Fox show. Which means either Farrow doesn’t know what talks are happening in the U.S., or he’s begging instead for a X Factor gig.

By:           JD
On:           Jul 27, 2010
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  • 3 Comments
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      They better hurry up over there, Hollywood is running out of celebrities to deny that they too will not judge American Idol next season……….

      Jul 28, 2010 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I will say here for the LAST TIME! I will NOT be judging American Idol next season!

      Jul 28, 2010 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      The silly old poof doesn’t have time to be a judge on American Idol.

      She’s far too busy being the house faggot for wealthy queer-hating Republicans like Rush “Oxycotin” Limbaugh.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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