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Evan Lysacek Is Naked Without His Skates

THE SHOT — It’s not just Amar’e Stoudemire stripping down for ESPN The Magazine‘s annual “The Body” issue. Heterosexual figure skater Evan Lysacek also disrobed.

Now go behind the scenes! Or whatever.

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By:           JD
On:           Oct 7, 2010
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  • 30 Comments
    • AdonisOfFire
      AdonisOfFire

      “Heterosexual”…Uhm…yeah…have you heard him talk?
      He’s very cute and adorable though, I wuv him.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blake
      Blake

      “Heterosexual” – thanks for the giggle.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip
      Pip

      I don’t know about Evan Lysacek. That Camilo Villegas is looking pretty sexy though.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      Um when does that issue come out? lol

      Seriously tho, when?!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      Heterosexual or not, he’s got a great ass.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • punkboi26
      punkboi26

      Blah!!! I much prefer Johnny Weir. He’s far cuter IMO and has much more personality. This guy is always a big douchebag to him at skating events. Calling Johnny him awful names and such behind his back. Lysacek has no tact and the way he acts towards gay people tells me he is a total closet case. Ptooey! I spit on his skates!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      HA! @punkboi26: HA! While I agree with you there are plenty of other reasons to bye that issue various other hot athletes XD

      Oct 7, 2010 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Emaciated with a great big head. I don’t see the attraction.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      Someone feed that boy some bobka!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben S
      Ben S

      Miss Thang…………

      Oct 7, 2010 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nelson
      nelson

      Whoever got him to pose like this is having a good laugh somewhere, and that is rather mean. But really, why would his people allow this bird/alien image to be published?

      Oct 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      i don’t get her. he is over my head. far too chic to fuck or rim.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      evan aka flailing arms man has nice muscle tone. That’s all i can say about him.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      In the 2nd pic he looks like he has a nice bangable ass ;)

      Oct 7, 2010 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FYI
      FYI

      Evan Lysacek — Really, itsy, bitsy, teeny, tiny feet! I wonder if he had them bound as a child. I wonder what he uses for ice skates — two butter-knives duct-taped to baby doll shoes.

      BTW, there are three basic types of buns: C-shaped (bubble butt)…D-shaped (not quite round, but not entirely flat)… and then there is L-shaped (flat as a pancake). When he’s standing, it definitely is a D-. But all that is irrelevant, he actually shows more “ass” when he’s dissing Johnny Weir.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • derek
      derek

      oh dear, it doesn’t look like he’s cupping much.

      maybe that’s what his problem with johnny weir is about…he got a look at johnny’s johnson in the lockerroom and realized that evan jr. doesn’t measure up.

      Oct 8, 2010 at 12:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xtincta
      Xtincta

      Weir got the personality but Lysacek got the looks. If only we could fuse the two…….

      Oct 8, 2010 at 3:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh Charlie
      Oh Charlie

      HETEROsexual, are you sure about that…..did Queerty do a typo….it should read as HOMOsexual. As they say, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it must be a duck.

      Oct 8, 2010 at 6:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H
      JoeyO'H

      Heterosexual? I just spit up my morning coffee! Thanks for the early morning laugh!

      Nice body Evan.

      Oct 8, 2010 at 8:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      He has the sex appeal of a Ken doll……….Weir has a much hotter body and am sure he is a firecracker in bed…….[img]http://rantsthoughtsmerde.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/johnny_weir_episode04_01b.jpg?w=360&h=530[/img]

      Oct 8, 2010 at 8:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KOK magazine
      KOK magazine

      all i see is lysacek’s homophobic twittering (that he pathetically faux denied this past summer). i do like that he posed ballet style for the first shot. still nothing less than in the face ejac would have made me forgive him his weir war. now weir’s an ass too, but he’s a gay ass and i like that.

      Oct 8, 2010 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick
      Patrick

      He’s as straight as Liberace was.

      Oct 8, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nicole
      Nicole

      Ewww! He’s about as sexy as a naked praying mantis! YUCK!

      Oct 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kyle
      Kyle

      The shot is great, but the hand gives him away!

      Oct 8, 2010 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Russell
      Russell

      Well well well, the last screw holding up the hinge holding the closet door in which Evan lives just fell. The dude should just come out and stop embarassing himself and stop being in denial. I am still waiting for the People magazine cover with his picture stating “Yep, I’m Gay”. With pictures like that, I’m sure we won’t have to wait to long.

      Oct 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lizcivious
      lizcivious

      It’s about time you boys discovered ultra-sexy Camilo Villegas, although I’m sad he cut off most of his luxurious locks. Still adorable, however. I never in a zillion years thought I’d watch golf on TV. I mean, the term hot golfer sounds like an oxymoron. I’ll have to pick up a copy of that mag to see him in the buff.

      Oct 9, 2010 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      Both Evan and Johnny are gross. Gimme some Brian Joubert or Stephane Lambiel. Joubert has the artistry of a water buffalo, but a bod and face to die for.[img]http://simplethoughtssimplewords.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/joubert-03.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.wristwatchreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/douche.gif[/img]

      Oct 10, 2010 at 12:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James UK
      James UK

      I think Evan looks like a lesbian.

      A young kd lang to be precise. Except she the talent, the artistry and the balls that Evan so clearly lacks.

      Oct 10, 2010 at 5:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillCooney
      BillCooney

      [img]johnny-weir-fashion-1[/img]

      Check out Johnny’s ass and Johnny in High Heels. Ooohh Baby, Baby!

      Dec 1, 2010 at 11:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillCooney
      BillCooney

      [img]johnny-weir-fashion-1.jpg[/img]

      Maybe this will work. Sorry!

      Dec 1, 2010 at 11:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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