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Ever Wonder What Your Balls Would Say If They Could Talk?

By · Updated on October 21, 2015

You’ve heard of The Vagina Monologues, so consider this The Testicle Dialogues.

It shouldn’t surprise you that the imagined conversation of two balls is a little shallow — top concerns include sexual prospects and personal comfort. Sounds about right.

Still, theres something oddly charming about ‘ole lefty and righty going about their day, but maybe it’s just because they’re Australian.

Watch below:

H/T AccidentalBear

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