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Everybody Wish Davey Wavey a Happy Birthday!

Internet cewebrity wants you “to commit a random act of kindness” as a gift for his 27th birthday. Be sure to get a gift receipt, because he’s notoriously picky.

Or you could just get him a hockey butt.

By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 12, 2010
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  • 28 Comments
    • No. 1 · concernedcitizen

      Happy Birthday! I’ll take the high road this time!!!!

      Jul 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Michael Joseph Cuneo · Member · 18 comments

      I hope you get run over by a bus today!

      Save up some money to have that atrocious underbite fixed.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · mdthom

      Why?

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments

      Two whole weeks without a ridiculous, meaningless Davey Wavey thread might be a sign of progress.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · jeffree

      Have a great birthday Wavey Diva! Celebrate with a party, the kind where you wake up the next morning & realise your maid is wearing your brá, but you then let her keep it, as an act of kindness!

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Enron

      Check out those pecs and nipples!!! Hot!!! Is he enhancing them in some other way other than push-ups?

      Jul 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · Jackson

      Who cares? Enough of this clown.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · L.

      @christopher di spirito: *Or* – it’s a sign that whoever at Queerty is hot for DW was away on vacation. Not to dash your hopes for progress, you understand. Just sayin’.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · tommy

      I figured he was much older than 27.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Jeffree

      @ L. :—You took the words out of my mouth!
      Just when you think the Qty staff has maybe dealt with their increasingly obvious “issues,” they relapse.
      Those 12-step groups can’t save eveyone, u know?

      Probably whoever’s been crushin’ on the Davey Waif also hired “Healthyboy Adam” —the guy with no credentials–to give us “clever quips about Pop Culture whilst teaching us about nutrition”….And that trans fats are good for you!

      Meanwhile here on the board in commentville, nothing except a pooorly designed filter is keeping their eye on the commments, we see good thoughtful posters gone, And Jason plus his 31 pre-tend friends ruin whole threads with non-sense.

      Always, it’s sad when peeps or thangs or places that are spiralin’ outta control don’t get help.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · john

      Happy B-Day Davey – we share the same birthday week & sign — and I have a major turning point coming up, and it ain’t 30 !!

      At 27, have you found real love & passion yet ? My guess is no, so….that will be my birthday wish to you — finding furious love.

      Have a happy DW, along with many more to come…

      Jul 12, 2010 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Boys and Girls, the reason you always have and always will for ever and ever see Davey Wavey threads spun here on Queeety St. is that love him or hate him, he generates lots ‘o clicks. Queerts is most certainly on a number of clicks per day/week/month revenue model. The more clicks they can generate the more revenue they can charge for banner ads. Which is why ya will neva see thumbnails on the morning woods photos.

      There is a lot to bitch bout here on Queerty St. but they allow posters more freedom to post exactaly what is on their mind more freeely than most other sites. I try other sites but its more frustrating to see your comments edited, posted 48 hours later, or not even posted because some bitter queen moderator doesn’t like the flavor of Gay you are currently offering. While we have a lot of chuckleheads who infect these threads the good Gays here far outnumber the asshats…………………..

      Jul 12, 2010 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · Black Pegasus

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: I guess you’re right. We just have to take the good with the bad I suppose.

      *But Davey Wavey will ALWAYS be a part of the Bad*

      Ugh!

      Jul 12, 2010 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · David

      If he gets any pinker… he’ll turn into Hello Kitty.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · scott ny'er

      that chest looks really scary.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · Jeffree

      @ Plays Well With Udders:
      You’re right, as usual.
      99.92% co-sign!
      I click everywhere here so the site stays open.
      {cyber-hug} & brunch soon– j’free

      Jul 13, 2010 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · OrchidIslander

      Shit! Now I’m really morosely depressed. Not only am I well into my 50′s, but my freaking birthday is July 12th – the same day as Davey Wavey…..

      Life can be so cruel; somebody just shoot me now………

      Jul 13, 2010 at 4:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Black Pegasus: Could be worse, he could be like those maddening popups from a few months ago where that couple popped up and immediatley began touting the wonders of St. Lucia…….Imagine Davey began chirping everytime ya clicked on a thread…..

      @Jeffree: J, Cybrhgs right back at u…………..Am holding you to that brunch! :-p

      Jul 13, 2010 at 9:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Bubba

      Davey, die miserable worm and crawl back in your hole. Oh, and what’s happening to his nipples???

      Jul 13, 2010 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · Jorge

      What’s disgusting is that he asks for video responses and comments of these “acts of kindness.” He’s a youtube partner (notice the ads in his videos) and he gets money for every comment he receives.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Blaine Ward

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Davey pop-ups? Shhhh, don’t give Queerty any ideas!

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · Blaine Ward

      @scott ny’er: It does. If his moobs get any bigger, he’ll have to wear a bra! And those nips! Did he have them surgically lengthened??

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · scott ny'er

      @Blaine Ward: yeah. i mean i’m not an expert, but I think it’s the way he weight trains. I think he needs to switch it up or something. IDK, maybe others dig it.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      And yet you clicked the link? Again? ….. again? ….. and, again?

      Jul 13, 2010 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · MissLaWandalicious

      Uh child he looks like uncooked salmon!

      Jul 13, 2010 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 26 · L.

      @tommy: Just occurred to me that maybe he was counting in Zsa Zsa years.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 27 · Jouin

      Ugh this guy is so annoying it hurts. I think it’s best for all of us to ignore him to see if he fades away into obscurity…at least here.

      Jul 14, 2010 at 12:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 28 · PopSnap

      His personality is too “Oh my god guys! I’m, like, totally the new gay in the big city!” for me.

      Jul 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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