Ass-ology

Everything You Need To Know About Dave Franco’s Bare Butt

Thank you, Dave Franco. You came just in time to give us a Hot Franco just as your brother James has turned into a greasy mess who seems to be fighting his inner sex symbol at every turn.

You’re doing quite fine in the hotness department, but we definitely learned all we ever needed to know about your ass, awkward sex scenes, and your “brown eye” (your words) during your interview with shrill and grating lively and entertaining host Chelsea Handler.

Sex scenes are awkward, asses get pimples, and one of the benefits of being in a multimillion dollar hit flick like Neighbors is that there are makeup artists to hide your ass pimples.

Got it, though we’ll just stick to body scrubs to avoid these types of mishaps altogether.

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