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“Ex-Gay” Pastor Boots Homo from Home

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Some gays have a flair for the dramatic, but South African pals Ben Dlamini and Lethuxolo Mafunisa deserve special recognition.

You see, Dlamini, an “ex-gay” pastor, loves his gay friend Mafunisa, but simply can’t cope when his homo ways under his holy roof. So, using his religion as a shield, Dlamini gave him the boot. Said Dlamini:

No homosexuality in my house, I am a pastor. I was once gay and proud of it and lived that lifestyle to the fullest. I have turned my back on that and I am now a priest serving God only. My house serves as a church too.

I have a congregation who knows that I am no longer gay and have given my life to God. What will my parish think when they hear that a gay couple live in my house.

Mafunisa’s boyfriend, meanwhile, calls “bullshit” on Dlamini: “I don’t know when he became straight because the whole congregation is gay!” Girl, there’s some shady shit going on.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 18, 2008
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  • 7 Comments
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      There’s a big difference between adopting a celibate lifestyle and “no longer being gay.” It’s a shame the man in question cannot see that.

      Apr 18, 2008 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maverick69
      Maverick69

      He turned his back on that?

      So is he a top or a bottom?

      Apr 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dick Mills
      Dick Mills

      Smells to me like the green-eyed monster is rearing it’s ugly head! “If I can’t have you, then get the eff out of my house!”

      Dick Mills

      Apr 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Z.
      Z.

      HE IS SCREWEDDDD!
      I do not like ex-gay dummies!
      I always make funopf them
      Read this! Funny!

      http://www.ilovezeren.com/2008/04/blog-post_1756.html

      Apr 18, 2008 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix (the pansy, not the pale one)
      Phoenix (the pansy, not the pale one)

      Sounds like it’s out with the old boyfriend and in with a new one.

      Apr 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • libhomo
      libhomo

      It sounds like the “ex-gay” was getting a bit sexually frustrated.

      Apr 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy
      Billy

      I dont find any thing wrong with the ex gay giving them a boot. its his house after all

      Jun 1, 2009 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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