"Ex-Gay" Pastor Boots Homo from Home
 

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Some gays have a flair for the dramatic, but South African pals Ben Dlamini and Lethuxolo Mafunisa deserve special recognition.

You see, Dlamini, an "ex-gay" pastor, loves his gay friend Mafunisa, but simply can't cope when his homo ways under his holy roof. So, using his religion as a shield, Dlamini gave him the boot. Said Dlamini:

No homosexuality in my house, I am a pastor. I was once gay and proud of it and lived that lifestyle to the fullest. I have turned my back on that and I am now a priest serving God only. My house serves as a church too.

I have a congregation who knows that I am no longer gay and have given my life to God. What will my parish think when they hear that a gay couple live in my house.

Mafunisa's boyfriend, meanwhile, calls "bullshit" on Dlamini: “I don’t know when he became straight because the whole congregation is gay!" Girl, there's some shady shit going on.

 
 
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · EdWoody

There's a big difference between adopting a celibate lifestyle and "no longer being gay." It's a shame the man in question cannot see that.

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Maverick69

He turned his back on that?

So is he a top or a bottom?

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Dick Mills

Smells to me like the green-eyed monster is rearing it's ugly head! "If I can't have you, then get the eff out of my house!"

Dick Mills

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Z.

HE IS SCREWEDDDD!
I do not like ex-gay dummies!
I always make funopf them
Read this! Funny!

http://www.ilovezeren.com/2008....._1756.html

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 4:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Phoenix (the pansy, not the pale one)

Sounds like it's out with the old boyfriend and in with a new one.

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · libhomo

It sounds like the "ex-gay" was getting a bit sexually frustrated.

Posted: Apr 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Billy

I dont find any thing wrong with the ex gay giving them a boot. its his house after all

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 10:48 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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