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Ex-Gay Pride Rally Expected To Draw “Thousands” Attracts Less Than Ten People

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 1, 2013
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  • 29 Comments
    • adam madam
      adam madam

      “. . . fumbling to catch the pink sequin purse falling out of his mouth.”

      Really, Queerty? Really?

      Aug 1, 2013 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Seeing the Supreme Court building covered like that always makes me think of an episode of Get Smart, where someone is blowing up important buildings and the government is keeping it secret by building empty shells of them by morning.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      They can’t even blame it on the weather; this has been one of the most merciful summers in these parts in years.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      Did the 10 pair up into 5 ex-gay couples after this sorry spectacle is over.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      You can’t claim to be ex-gay and use the phrase “hip hip hooray.” It just doesn’t work.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveBmke
      SteveBmke

      And after they all went to Crew Club in DC to “Work Out” together…..

      Aug 1, 2013 at 10:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      They can be as ex-gay as they want. Just tell them to leave us alone.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 10:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      Where does he get the idea that we will “stop at nothing” to attack them? I don’t give a crap if they want to be with the opposite sex. The only thing about them that I have a problem with is their hateful and demoralizing message. That LGBT people are somehow broken and need to be fixed. For this reason they have blood on their hands. THAT is the only problem I have with them. Period.

      Aug 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ZeeZee
      ZeeZee

      Christopher Doyle blamed the low attendance numbers on “because of all this homo-fascism and indoctrination in the media, ex-gays aren’t given a fair shake.”

      I say that despite all that hetero-fascism and indoctrination in the media that we had endured for years, WE STILL SHOWED UP, IN BIG NUMBERS, EVERY DAMN TIME!

      Aug 1, 2013 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      What an absolute hoot these silly (or is that…thilly guys…) people are. Thanks for the video… it was my good laugh for the day!

      Aug 1, 2013 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rand503
      rand503

      They protested on the steps of the Supreme Court? So if your rights are violated, file a lawsuit!

      Aug 1, 2013 at 11:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ouragannyc
      ouragannyc

      that’s the best laugh I’ve had in month: “hip hip horray for ex-gays, we’re proud and we’re going no where.”
      Seriously, who’s backing these loosers?

      Aug 1, 2013 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @ZeeZee: Yes, but large numbers of gay people *exist.*

      Aug 1, 2013 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      LOL! This is hilarious

      Aug 2, 2013 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      @1:12sec, “I’m an ex-gay and my wife sticks dildos up my ass regularly and I beg her to do the cuckold lifestyle with super hung black guys so they can come over and fuck me like the man bitch I am while my wife watches.”

      Aug 2, 2013 at 12:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      Aww…you just sort of want to tell them it’s 2013. So funny and so sad at the same time. The hip, hip, hooray thing…ouch. The grainy “yesteryear” look of the video combined with the outdated fashion sense is quite retro. And I felt guilty for occasionally eating Chick-Fil-A. Just kidding, I don’t, it’s delicious. But at least I wasn’t at this rally.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 12:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ZeeZee
      ZeeZee

      @hyhybt yeah, but they claim that ex-gays also *exist*…. didn’t they try to organize a parade not too long ago?
      hahaha what a joke.
      Actually, I think that it’s a good thing for them to try to congregate and see that no one shows up. Maybe that will shut them up once and for all.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 1:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CreoClay
      CreoClay

      This could have been avoided if those closet huggers had a Sassy Gay friend! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhkzYVlLl8

      Insert blatant product placement for Mio*

      Aug 2, 2013 at 1:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah
      Bob LaBlah

      Does anyone know how they are funding themselves? This pathetic spectacle had to cost in the thousands to put on. Not that I’m sorry that whoever is backing them just lost a bundle, mind you, I am just curious WHO lost the bundle.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 2:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dorset wayfarer
      dorset wayfarer

      So Richard Cohen of the International Healing Foundation was there. Why the f&*£k does this idiot think gays need healing? Get over yourself Cohen – in fact, heal yourself- of ignorance, prejudice,narrow interpretation of Christian values and an extremely worrying urge to mind other peoples’ business. Just who do you think you are?

      Aug 2, 2013 at 5:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • doug105
      doug105

      @Bob LaBlah: Most seem to make a living at what else ex-gay therapy in some form or another.

      Ex-gay =
      Celibate Gay = still Gay
      Non Practicing Bi = still Bi
      Straight or LGBT Con Artist out to make a buck From Ex-Gay Therapy.

      Funny how so many seem to find a living in that field isn’t it ?

      Aug 2, 2013 at 7:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ouragannyc
      ouragannyc

      @Bob LaBlah: Probably the Churches, Lady Bachman and her husband ect…

      Aug 2, 2013 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      If (fewer) than 10 people come out in favor of living a disingenuous life, that’s good news!

      Aug 2, 2013 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greybat
      greybat

      They should have ordered some balloon bouquets.
      Black and white signs in a concrete square simply don’t draw the crowds.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      More people have commented on this article than showed up. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Aug 2, 2013 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mraz
      mraz

      Seven gay people came out to the closet to deny that they are gay.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      Sad. Pathetic. Train wreck. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 3:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim Guinnessey
      Jim Guinnessey

      Ten idiots!

      Aug 3, 2013 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Jim Guinnessey: I’m sorely tempted to respond with the whole poem beginning “Ten little idiots went out to dine/One choked his little self and then there were nine,” but somebody might mistake that for a threat.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 5:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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