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Ex-Gays Are 100X More Entertaining When They’re Obviously Still Yearning For One More Hit of Ecstasy

Adam Hood, a self-identified ex-gay, is among four former homosexuals denouncing their past lifestyles on something called RecycleYourFaith.com. The gay blogs have been poking fun at Hood’s scarf and other wardrobe choices. Then there are his stereotypical gay mannerisms and affectations. Recycle Your Faith’s founder Craig Spinks writes, “I can’t think of one website or resource that presents various points of view and creates a space for dialog. They all seem to have their mind made up and are justifying their cause. I want to help change that.” I don’t want to be mean, but, uh: Fail?

By:           John Rogers
On:           Jun 22, 2010
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  • 36 Comments
    • gollygeegaygoy
      gollygeegaygoy

      I pity this man, and the indoctrination he’s under. It is not him that should be vilified but the people behind the cameras, and the religious extremists who seize on vulnerable and confused gay people, love bomb them and then promote and sell them like the owners of freak shows. Adam hood maybe able temporarily to repress his natural sexual desire, but he is also a naturally effeminate man. Ironically, it is not enough to repress your sexuality, because his bible also says that effeminate men are damned. “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind … nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.” 1 Corinthians 6:9-10. Adam’s effeminacy is clearly a part of his nature, so he is still going to be in hell with the rest of us.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 2:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rashid
      Rashid

      Sweetheart, you will die a queeny queen the same way you were born one.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 2:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rashid
      Rashid

      P.S. You should have used the coat check for the scarf prior to filming.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 2:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SSCHIEFRSHA
      SSCHIEFRSHA

      Please tell me this is a farce.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 3:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slobone
      slobone

      I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not gay because I’m a lisping fashion victim. So why should I believe that all lisping fashion victims are automatically gay? Come on. Whatever this guy’s problem is, it’s coming from somewhere else…

      Jun 22, 2010 at 3:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      I think the saddest part is he’s actually attractive(self-hatred and other issues aside).

      What a waste.

      Call a spade a spade? Ha. Look in the mirror, Spade, you’re still gay. Enjoy the “sin” while you still can.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 3:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amelia
      Amelia

      If you checked the link you’d realize that two of those four people are in fact emphatically saying that homosexuality is not a sin and they are evangelical Christians who are actively in the community, talking about acceptance and fighting against anti-LGBT bigotry.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 4:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Is it April 1 already? Might be a problem. What happens when he finds no acceptance among straight folks?

      Jun 22, 2010 at 5:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      This is great, I wonder if he does parties …

      Jun 22, 2010 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
      Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      Why is it that the so-called “Ex-Gays” are such sissies, really?

      Jun 22, 2010 at 8:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake
      Jake

      I hate that he implies people become gay because they had an absent father or were sexually abused – I was neither…. I’m just a healthy, fully functional fag!

      Jun 22, 2010 at 8:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      Just another sad victim of christianity

      Jun 22, 2010 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chitown Kev
      Chitown Kev

      This bitch is HILARIOUS and is in desparate need of some MAN seed.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      Adam, if you are a true xian then you will not follow the old testament but only the new testament. in the nt, jesus says not ONE word about homosexuality. You need to get a clue dude – you are in such denial I feel very very sorry for you. You are actually in more of a cage now than you ever were before becoming an ‘ex-gay.’ There is no such thing Adam. You might be well served to have counselling with a good therapist and find out why you are in denial and feel such a need to deny your true nature.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Davis
      James Davis

      girlfriend is clearly coo coo for cocoa puffs

      Jun 22, 2010 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonah
      Jonah

      Such political perversion of the Bible…

      First, the Greeks had no words for sexuality like straight and gay. It simply was not a concern. The New Testament was written in Greek.

      Second the word evangelicals translate as the modern day homosexual (in Corinthians and Romans) actually refers to a Greek practice of anally raping the soldiers of a defeated foe to take away their manhood. When the Greek army was victorious they had a practice fo raping the losers to further shame them.

      So the word evangelicals translate as homosexual in their Bible’s today literally translates = anally raping another man to shame his masculinity.

      Yeah, if I were God I would be against that too.

      It’s also popular to say that Jesus never said anything about homosexuals… umm but he did. Jesus addresses the topic of Eunichs, who were essentially flaming homo’s taken from their family, castrated, and made to serve in a governer’s court. Jesus said this is hard to understand, but if your ears are open listen – some are born that way, some are made that way by society, and some choose to be that way.

      These people preach false Christianity. The real one is about having faith in a supernatualy force that will right your life. The moment a person thinks they can do anything to do that themselves do not preach Christianity.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rhen
      Rhen

      Why are some christians always trying to “fill the holes” they find in everyone elses lives? Why do they want to “save” people who aren’t asking for help? Oh yeah, it’s because they are spiritual gang-rapists trying to turn their own oppression into a hand-me-down. Fuck those goofs.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      @Rhen: I think their “fear of God” thing bothers me more. That’s the point I personally dropped religion in favor of spirituality.

      Fearing your maker has to be the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard.

      Everything’s a sin, the sky is falling!

      Jun 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edgyguy1426
      edgyguy1426

      I was almost sure halfway thru that this was an Onion parody. Too bad.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      LOL, I would have a hard time not puking over a chick if was ever to be intimate w one. “JEEEZZZZZUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      Jun 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drewbrown
      drewbrown

      OMG, Nelly!!! Does this remind anyone else of Emmett from Queer as Folk, and the time he entered the ex-gay ministry?

      Jun 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lawrence
      Lawrence

      O man the scarf just makes me LOL.

      You may say youre no longer gay…but damn I dont even own a scarf!

      Jun 22, 2010 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
      james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

      ROFL!!! C’mon people. He’s wearing a scarf made from a curtain (Trust me, I know; my mom has that same inside curtain in her living room, I swear to God!) and his whole manner of speaking…plus, get to 3:06 where he’s emoting and grabbing and you tell me this isn’t a parody! Oh Queerty, once again you’ve been had; I don’t even have to follow the link, it’s friggin’ obvious this is fake!!

      Jun 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asa1973
      asa1973

      I am not even angry at this man. Just profoundly sad for him.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drewbrown
      drewbrown

      There’s a second video of him, posted at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sTNVcRpixI&feature=player_embedded, in which he explains how he was heavy into drugs, became convinced he was surrounded by devil worshippers and witches, and had a major psychological breakdown and ended up in a psych ward, where the voices in his head were “God”. If there’s anything to be learned from the Lady Hood, it’s that perhaps we need more mental health outreach and drug treatment programs in urban gayborhoods where kids may not have a strong social or family network to help them. He obviously needed major intervention and in his desperation, some con-artist found him and lured him into the cult of ex-gay Christianity. Strong, healthy, confident gay men (of which there are many) do not fall into the ex-gay trap.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Sorry Miss Thing, if everytime you open your mouth a purse falls out, its verrry difficult to pull off that straight thang…….

      It drove me nuts to try and figger out which Gay icon from the 70’s favored the airy scarf look which you are so very desparatley trying to emulate: Paul Lynde!! (Thank goodness for the Googles)

      At this point these do these “ex-Gays” even realize how absolutely pathetic they look???

      Jun 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco
      Franco

      Am I the only one who thinks this self-loather makes absolutely no sense? Crazy town.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmi
      Jimmi

      Miss Thing needs a hit of XTCY and spend the weekend in the Pines.

      Jun 22, 2010 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Revemupman
      Revemupman

      Opps, your fag just sliped out…

      Is this guy serious, he makes a gay guy want to scream fagget lol.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      I know the guy’s deluded and he’s more to be pitied than censured.

      But could we stop making fun of a guy just because he’s a flamer? Why complain so much when straight people do it and then do it ourselves?

      Jun 23, 2010 at 4:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillySaint
      BillySaint

      What happened to his devil horns?

      Jun 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mikenstl
      Mikenstl

      I’m not sure if “man’s seed” is supposed to go into a sock, bump up against a diaphragm, go down the throat into a vat of acid, or get collected in a condom either??

      I wonder if anal sex is OK as long as a condom keeps the seed separated from the “dirty stuff”?

      It just makes me sad to hear him talk….

      Jun 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken
      Ken

      We should be grateful to the x-gays. They have proven that heterosexuality is a choice.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TylerM
      TylerM

      Hey Team,

      Craig at RYF actually made 4 videos from different perspectives. 3 have been completed and loaded on the site, the last will be released next week. I highly recommend watching the 2 videos featuring Kathy. http://www.recycleyourfaith.com/2010/06/14/reconsidering-the-bible-and-homosexuality/

      Craig also made a film last year I really enjoyed on this same subject.
      http://www.recycleyourfaith.com/2009/08/10/running-from-religion/

      Ty

      Jun 23, 2010 at 11:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Craig Spinks
      Craig Spinks

      This week’s video on Recycle Your Faith highlights a gay pastor who came out to his church on a Sunday morning:
      On the Wrong Side of History

      Jun 28, 2010 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie
      queertypie

      “a man’s seed is not meant to eat crap and die”???? And the comment about gay men being gay because of being “fatherless”???
      Is this for REAL? This looks like a skit from Second City and
      “Sassy Gay Friend”…what a stupid bitch.

      May 19, 2011 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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