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Exorcist Pastor Bob Larson Requires ‘More Men’ To Rid This Man Of His Homosexual Demons

Pastor Bob Larson, who created the (very lucrative) Spiritual Freedom Churches International Inc., is not keeping his soul saving techniques inside America’s borders. On a trip to Russia, the famed demon exorciser took a young homosexual man — possessed by the devil, obvs — into his embrace in an attempt to rid him of faggy spirits. When the young man began writhing around, the only solution was to issue the same instruction as a porn star director shooting a gang bang: “More men, more men, more men!” Why didn’t that Connecticut couple try such a technqieu?

Here’s Larson, who helmed the Sci-Fi Channel reality show The Real Exorcist, performing an exorcism on the spirit calling herself “Jezebel” in Tennessee. She throws up into a trash bin, and the audience cheers:

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By:           JD
On:           Apr 11, 2011
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  • 25 Comments
    • No. 1 · Mike

      That’s spiritual murder

      Apr 11, 2011 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Disgusted Gay American

      ..deeeer LOrdy…pa-leeeeez rid this man of his taste for cock….and make his taste-buds accept Tuna fish openly….lol WOW- the sickness of religion…and the brainwashed lemmings who follow this crap.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Gigi

      Really?!?!

      Apr 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · J. R. Braden

      “She throws up into a trash bin, and the audience cheers”

      She’s only two platinum albums and three disastrous relationships away from being a gay icon! WE LOVE YOU, JEZEBEL!!!

      Apr 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · FouFou

      I`d love to be exorcised by Javier Bardem, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Goslin and Bradley Cooper…one after another, or all of them at the same time…

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Brad

      That first video was very disturbing.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · Bill

      The heterosexual lifestyle is so immoral.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · TheRealAdam

      Oh, I’ve always loved amateur theatre! When and where are the next auditions being held?

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · tony x

      How very sad for all involved.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · tony x

      I love how the pastor could not help but notice and declare how handsome the demon posessed man was! LOL

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · tony x

      Also the demon dude sounds an AWFUL LOT LIKE CHEWBACCA (who was voiced by a PERSON and not a demon when I last checked).

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · tony x

      Then in all seriousness if you stop at at 1:01 — damn this dude is an amazing actor if not posessed that is one very convincing demon face he can make !

      Apr 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · GetBalance

      Auditions can be brutal. The amazing thing is the guy didn’t even get a call back.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · DJ

      This guy’s a good playwright!

      Apr 11, 2011 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · Ruhlmann · Member · 106 comments

      This is the enemy.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · shannon

      GOOD ACTING!! They all lined up afterwards in the back to collect their paychecks..

      Apr 11, 2011 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Otis Criblecoblis

      @tony x: Tony, no kidding! …these closeted wacko preachers are shameless. The word ‘hypocrisy’ doesn’t come close to describing this freak. After the exorcism, could there be some private naked massage to further cast out the demons?

      Apr 11, 2011 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · Jeffree

      I would SO auditon for this gig, if it wasn’t so immoral. I can throw up on command, speak in tongues, and throw in a little realistic-lookin’ seizure activity for a few extree coins.

      (that whole throwing up thing got me an early out on a few blind dâtes….)

      Apr 11, 2011 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Shannon1981

      Good grief, is this for real?!?!? Entertaining, in a really disturbing way.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · Moe

      As a long time Bob Larson watcher I know about his homophobia. You should have seen him when he ” interviewed” a transsexual on his radio show and how he reacted emotionally to three drag queens in his studio.

      Like a lot of males who show emotional aversions to gays, Larson also has gay tendencies himself. He refers to his ” exorcisms” of “demons” in terms of using the book he carries ( the assumption it is the Bible when it may not be) as a sword to castrate said demons. He in his radio show at one point was admiring a Satanist publication depictions of demons with big penises. He also claims all demons are male, none female.

      Larson’s homophobia is nothing compared to his racism against Native Americans, his vanity and his outright greed.

      I should add this. The video you have was from a recent trip to eastern Europe, where he was on one of his fleecing the sheep tours. Supposedly, if one believes Larson’s claim now, at that time he has a serious intestinal infection that left him in his hotel room in great agony, a condition he claims on his web site he’s had for a year. Some weeks ago he supposedly had major surgery where he “could have died!”

      http://boblarson.org/blog/

      Here’s my question:: In that homosexual piece does Larson LOOK like he’s in pain?

      Doesn’t look like it. In fact it looks a whole lot like Larson is indulging in homoeroticism.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · The sane Francis

      Tragic, depressing, and freaky. Also, mind control can make a person do insane things without they even realizing what the fuck they are doing, like this. Ultimately, these charlatans need to be exposed and then stopped in their attempts to warp the minds of weak and innocent LGBT individuals.

      Apr 11, 2011 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · Robbie K · Member · 101 comments

      Those pesky homosexual demon spirits if I didn`t have this cock in my mouth I would be giving them a piece of mind!!

      Apr 12, 2011 at 12:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · Will

      Pretty sure that pastor is putting the demon INTO them, not revealing it.

      Apr 12, 2011 at 3:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · Dallas David

      Larson has been staging this silliness for over 30 years now. He’s not the craziest Waco I’ve ever seen, but he gets honorable mention . . .

      Apr 12, 2011 at 5:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · armyoboe

      So that’s how you get over being gay, you just need more men until you’re tired of gay sex. (I wonder if we could get Focus on the Family or the Republican Party to pay to research how many men it takes to turn a man straight. Any volunteers for this long, hard experiment?)

      Apr 29, 2011 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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