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Extra, Extra! “Harry Styles Leaves Her Bare Ass While Urinating In The Street”

BaPZV_xIQAA5yj3By now you’ve probably heard the important news of Harry Styles‘ bare ass making the rounds on Twitter. Earlier this week, an image of the One Direction frontman (not the homophobic one) urinating in some bushes with his pants around his ankles was gifted to the Internet via tweet, and the world rejoiced. Sir Mix-A-Lot claimed it happened at his house.

But here’s a part of the story you probably didn’t hear: Styles apparently also “left her bare ass while urinating in the street” and “showed her ass as urine”!! Preposterous!

The hilarious and unintelligible news is being reported by Google Translate, which more often than not sounds like a drunk drag queen slurring her words rather than a service designed to translate languages. We discovered the hilarious mistranslation while surfing Laverdad.es, and even though a robot mistranslating words isn’t exactly newsworthy, there’s nothing like a good, organic Google fail to brighten your day.

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According to the horribly translated article, the picture depicts “Harry Styles on his back with his pants down, ass in the air and urinating in the bushes of a house in the street” at “Lil-A-Lot’s” house, because he had to “leave her bladder in the first place that was presented.”

It’s great fun:

Those who do who spent the afternoon discussing Photograph ‘pee’ for Harry Styles were his friends, who wrote on their Twitter accounts that they could not stop laughing. Looks like the boy’s curls One Direction could not hold more and had to leave her bladder in the first place that was presented. It has been rumored in the microblogging social network that the photograph was taken the same night thatHarry Styles went to the birthday of television producer Heather Parry. However, the dress was not the same, so the singer Steering One must have the physical trouble on another occasion.

Despite the bad taste of the image, as something eschatological fans One Direction seem delighted with the photograph of his idol, Harry Styles shows her ass shamelessly. “What a baby’s bottom, I would leave if I were there rojitas well,” said one supporter. A new part of the boy with the curls longer a inc√≥ginita body, and there are few parts of the body of Harry Styles that are unknown.

A few body parts that are unknown? Somebody, please figure them out and tell us!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jan 29, 2014
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  • 16 Comments
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      Hmm, flatter than I expected. Maybe its because he’s leaning forward.

      Still, not my type at all. He’s over 18 but still looks 14.

      Jan 29, 2014 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Too flat, too white, and too hairless….next !

      Jan 29, 2014 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      He’s famous and successful……and you’re not..

      Jan 29, 2014 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @balehead: says the unknown and unsuccessful forum troll?

      Jan 29, 2014 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      It it really necessary to lower one’s trousers to have a slash? Don’t they have zippers for that?

      Jan 29, 2014 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      Disgusting. Just like Liam’s homophobic tweets.

      Jan 29, 2014 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      Classy. Maybe Lance Bass should do try this to become relevant again?

      Jan 29, 2014 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      He deserves a good spanking for that. I volunteer.

      Jan 29, 2014 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NG22
      NG22

      Ew…

      Jan 29, 2014 at 10:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeysexc
      mikeysexc

      dat ass tho :)

      Jan 30, 2014 at 10:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      I’d spank it!

      Jan 30, 2014 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      He’s pretty cute. I’d tap that.

      I don’t know why I keep coming back to this place. It’s full of shallow and bitter queens. After every visit, I promise myself it’ll be the last one. Sigh.

      Jan 30, 2014 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah
      Bob LaBlah

      Was he singing “I’m a little tea pot” while he was peeing?

      Jan 30, 2014 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek Williams
      Derek Williams

      “You’ve either got, or you haven’t got Styles”, tra la.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 4:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Respect4all
      Respect4all

      “Her” who?

      Feb 2, 2014 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      He’s to die/kill for gorgeous and well-hung to boot — Google “celebrity bulges” — as well as sweet as they come. Thank you God for enriching my old age with this international treasure. Tell me he’s also unmutilated and I can die happy right now.

      Feb 6, 2014 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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