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Faggotry and Offensive Editing?

There’s a dental office here in New York called Select Dental. It has a totally brilliant commercial that we’ve been laughing at for years. Why so entertaining? Well, for starters, it looks as if it cost fifteen bucks to make, but the most appealing aspect is a testimony from a “married couple.” We don’t want to call a boy out, but there is no way the husband likes ladies. Seriously. No fucking way.

We tried to find the commercial for you on You Tube, but came across this edited version from a man named Dave Hill. He’s some sort of comic or something. We don’t know, but we love him, and we think you will, too.

Treat yourself to both some thinly veiled faggotry and a little creative – as well as deliciously offensive – editing, after the jump. Oh, and if you want some more Dave Hill hilarity, we’ve provided the link to his website. You’re welcome.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Sep 15, 2006
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No. 1 · mr.magoo

holy freaking crap! thank you for this post.
i looooooooooove that commercial. every time it comes on i loose my sh*t. he has THE BIGGEST lisp. didnt the director think, ‘hey maybe we should get an actor who can actually play straight for this part?’ gotta love it.

Posted: Sep 15, 2006 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · nuflux

OMG…I’m crying. Thank you for posting that. “I was raped.” BHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Sep 15, 2006 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Lorenzo

That was hilarious thank you for that….

Posted: Sep 15, 2006 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · buzz

my bf and i recite the commercial every single time it comes on, including the creepy “i’m turning my head toward her when speaking of her but not actually looking at her” thing he does. it’s the hottest thing EVER!

you should have posted this YEARS ago! :)

Posted: Sep 15, 2006 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · cd

so freaking hilarious. i LOVE this commercial!!!

Posted: Sep 15, 2006 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Kamasutra Jones

And the best part is that Select Dental is on Cross Bay Boulevard in Howard Beach, Queens – probably THE most homophobic neighborhood in the entire city. I’m dying!!!

Posted: Sep 18, 2006 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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