Below you'll notice a story about fake tits. Obviously we needed a picture of some big ol' titties, so we turned to trusty Google for a little visual guidance.

We typed in "fake tits" and got quite a selection. Among the cornucopia of cleavage, we came across a comic book called Berry Girl in which a girl eats some Willy Wonka-esque gum and turns into, you guessed it, a blueberry.

Not the most exciting premise for a comic book, no, but it sure as fuck makes for great lesbian soft core porn.


We'll never look at blueberry's the same…