Fergie Speaks

We’re not really sure what people see in Fergie: her singing’s shit, her lyrics bring nonsense to a whole new level, and she looks like a trannie. Still, this article by HX’s Brandon Voss makes a surprisingly good read.

Aside from speaking out against meth – that 21st century parasite of gay communities – she chats about being on unemployment, how she would lick Dita Von Teese’s cooch, and her love for Taco Bell.

Oh, come on, it’s not like you’re doing work.