Finally! A Chart For Measuring Dick Size And Shape!
It’s not only Enrique Iglesias that’s obsessed with penis size. Entire countries have been built around preoccupations with dick size (the United States for example). So instead of wondering how your dick measures up to others, let Manhunt help you out with this handy dandy chart. What are you packing? Which do you prefer and why?
Life is like a banana market filled with sticky produce… that occasionally spits at you, slaps you in the face, and calls you “a rancid buttslut.” Charming.
Scratch that , it’s 6.5, bigger than the national average.
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I think Edward Tufte will have quite a few things to say about this chart.
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Amusing and rather what we need amid all the foul and depressing news of this week.
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kind of ridiculous to start at 6 inches! I agree, too much porn!
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If the shortest of those is 6.5″, then it seems like they’re all too wide to be of any practical use.
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Oh please. Stop all this “PC” crap. 99% of gay men want the Donkey Dick.
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@christopher di spirito: As gay medical student I would highly advise to start buying shares in adult diaper companies because anal incontinence is massively on the rise. No joke!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xea27i_the-link-between-anal-sex-and-fecal_lifestyle
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@Ben K. : You get your medical info from dailymotion, Lol? Adult incontinence is indeed on the rise, yes, but that’s because more people are living longer, and not because of teh buttseks. But you’re still spot on about the shares!
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No, Dr Luiz Sanz is welll known around at Georgetown University, he was just featured Medical Encyclopaedia clip.
Not all humans are not shape alike around the butt area, equally the importance size of entering object. Since butthole was created to only have one-way traffic. It’s only last couple of decades people are studying underlying cause of internal sphincter dilation and soiling.
Highly active size queens/ fisters need to pay attention.
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How do I ask this…
Pardon my ample ignorance on the subject, but when my bathtub drain leaks, I put a plug in it. Does the same general idea not work on the human body?
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This is so fucking stupid. 6.5″ isn’t a button, it’s average. Size doesn’t matter anyway. Whatever shallow, dumbshit size queen put this together must be stretched out like the sleeve of a 10 year-old sweater.
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@jay-Kay-
Agreed absolutely. Seriously. And by the way- the national average isn’t 6″- it’s 5.5″.
And that’s average! As in when I see a 5.5 inch cock- as long as it isn’t too thin it looks very sexy and plenty long. Honestly- anything longer than 7″ enters into Donkey Dick territory and I gotta say it becomes unruly and hard to work with. Seriously. This list was absolutely stupid.
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@Taliaferro: Taliaferro?Pronounced”Tolliver”?Virginia?
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An old friend of mine used to say,
There are
good ol’ big ones, and
big ol’ good ones.
But anything over a mouthful and two handfuls is a waste.
IMHO though, as long as it’s working and feels good,
fine by me.
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This “chart” (more like a closet-case’s porn fantasy) is infuriating. How many people have 9.5″ dicks? Not that many. FFS, dick comes in many different shapes, colors, and sizes, and most of them aren’t huge. Is it any wonder why gay men have a weird “body dismorphia” when it comes to their own dicks? God forbid if you have an average dick — you are inadequate and undesirable. It looks like my average dick and I aren’t wanted here at this queerty. Fuck this chart.
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haha are ya’ll really upset by this? jesus. you cant do anything nowadays bc no one has a sense of humor anymore. no wonder most gay men are so uptight. take a joke. and this is coming from a 24 year old. grow up.
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I think it’s fair to say that porn is actively ruining society as a whole’s perception of normal sex. Not only does it encourage incredible body dysmorphia, but it’s so misogynistic too. Gay porn can be even worse than straight porn sometimes…the receiver’s pleasure is never treated with the same importance of the giver’s.
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@Josh: Spring days can be even worse than summer days. I know, I’ve experienced spring. I think I’m pretty much the only one who has. Have YOU ever lived through a spring day? That’s what I thought.
I’ve also noticed that spring days are getting hotter and hotter. I think they’re getting irreversibly hotter. I’ve kept a record for five years, in one town in one state, and that’s what I’ve noticed.
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DAMN GUYS! C’mon get a sense of humor… this chart was put together by Manhunt.net! As I’m sure everyone knows, Manhunt and it’s members follow a strict rule of honesty in all things… including the exact and honest size of all members penis size info which not suprising on the Manchat.net site the average penis size is 9″! (of course this is just my equally ridiculous and unscientific survey based on … nothing)
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Interesting, button is six inches, roughly the national average. Someone has been spending too much time around porn stars.