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Finally! A “Support Group” For Men NOM’s Brian Brown Has Tried To Kiss

A Facebook group has sprung up for all the men that the National Organization for Marriage’s President Brian Brown has tried to kiss. Yeah you read that right.

According to Brian Brown Tried to Kiss Me (I’m serious)‘s description:

Brian Brown has made it his life’s goal to fight same sex marriage. It turns out, however, that he’s a bit of a hypocrite.  Here at BBTTKM (Brian Brown Tried to Kiss Me), we know that Brian Brown has tried to kiss countless men. He may have thin little lips that are always stretched across his big, angry, red face, but if he sees the right guy, he’ll pucker them up and go in for a kiss. He must be stopped.

The group has little anecdotes and stories from other “victims” of Brian Brown’s (alleged) unwanted advances, such as this:

Brian Brown thinks that he has big hands that other men might find attractive. He shows them off whenever possible. He calls them his “man-hands.” He says, “Let big ‘ol Brian Brown get his man-hands on your buns and his lips on your mouth.” That’s what he said to me anyway.

There are even video testimonials:

While we seriously doubt the veracity of these claims,  we still commend these brave souls for sharing their stories. Anyone who’s stared that snarling beast in the mouth, either figuratively or literally, deserves a hug.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Dec 4, 2012
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  • 2 Comments
    • 2eo
      2eo

      I really feel for those people who’ve been mentally r@ped by Brian Brown, I still feel the pain even if they are fabricated as nobody should suffer these kinds of experiences in a real or make believe land.

      I stand in solidarity, Brian Brown is a horrible man and I feel utmost empathy with those who have suffered.

      Dec 4, 2012 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      Everyone thought Maggie was trying this, but it was food she was after.

      Dec 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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