Reykjavik! Ontario! Charlotte! Leipzig! Johannesburg! It doesn’t matter where you’ll be this summer … because there’s rainbow balloons, oonce-oonce music, muscle queens and bull dykes, and Absolut vodka flowing somewhere nearby. Check out Xtra‘s comprehensive list of times, dates, and locations of all your same-sex loving celebrations. Oh, and add email@example.com to your iPhone’s contacts list, ’cause we want your photos lives as you take them. The naughtier, the better.