Few things seem to rile up certain people (particularly Bryan Fischer) more than than gay sex. It’s more than a bit surprising: Homosexuality is found in every culture, in every historical epoch, in every animal in the kingdom, dating all the way back to when Adam did Steve. The number of acts of homosexual sodomy committed every day boggles the mind. It’s as ordinary as breathing and a LOT more fun.
So working with our friends over at AdamMale, we decided to, well, dig deep and find some fascinating facts about homosexuality.
Scroll down for five things you probably didn’t know about gay sex…
1. Pakistan leads the world in Google searches for gay porn.
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Considering that gay sex is illegal in Pakistan, it’s not hugely surprising that the country polled as one of the least tolerant nations in the world. But then why is it also the leading country for Google searches of the terms “teen anal sex” and “man fucking man”? After all, the more you tell people not to do something, the more alluring it naturally becomes. Duh. Loosen up, Pakistan!
2. Not every man is built to bottom.
Every sphincter is a little bit different. Some are more flexible and can accommodate larger, ahem, objects than others. For men with particularly tight ones, there are methods to relax the muscle. While these are fun to try, they don’t work for everyone. There are some fellas who, try as they might, will never be able to be penetrated without experiencing discomfort. But we love them anyway. They are known as tops.
3. The brain does not control ejaculation.
The order to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. That’s why it’s not a good idea to over think sex, which can cause all kinds of dysfunction.
No wonder our timing is always off.
4. The world’s oldest erotic graffiti is gay.
Last summer, prehistoric archeologist Dr. Andreas Vlachopoulos discovered ancient erotic graffiti on the Greek island of Astypalaia. The graffiti is believed to date to the 5th and 6th centuries B.C. and features two penis outlines beneath the name “Dion” along with an inscription that reads: “Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona.”
Why bother with bedpost notches when you can carve it into stone for posterity — or at least for the posterior.
5. Some straight guys get off on watching gay porn.
Last November we discovered a Reddit thread in which a straight man by the name of “father figa” confessed to having “a very high sex drive and perhaps a smattering of sexual addictions,” which caused him to regularly enjoy gay porn. He asked if other hetero guys ever did the same. More than 75 dudes replied by saying they, too, got off on hardcore man-on-man action.
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