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FL Man Arrested After Continually Returning Used Enemas To CVS

A man in Jacksonville, Florida, was making it a habit of repeatedly returning used enemas to a local CVS, according to the local sherriff’s office.

Between April and June, the man returned an unknown number of six-pack containers of enemas, which had been doctored to look unopened. Initially employees had simply reshelved the products, not realizing they had been tampered with.

In mid-June, he struck again. But this time employee Dustin McDonald realized the guy was returning a fleet of Fleet and investigated. Not only was the box he was attempting to return shoddily re-glued to make it look like it hadn’t been opened, but all the other enemas boxes on the shelf had been tampered with as well.

Despite the potential threat to the public safety, McDonald didn’t call the authorities until the “enema bandit” tried to return another box. When the Sheriff’s Department sent samples to the Department of Health, fecal matter was found—indicating the enemas had been used.

The suspect, whose name is being withheld, was arrested on an unrelated outstanding warrant and the FDA is conducting an ongoing investigation. CVS has contacted nearly two dozen people it thinks may have purchased enemas during the time the suspect was pulling his con.

As the woman in the clip above succinctly put it, “Das sick!”

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jul 5, 2012
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  • 13 Comments
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      Why is this gay related news? Its disgusting.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 7:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      F.cking disgusting. Im sure the people who used the enemas will be suing for potential exposure to hiv. I know i would. Why would you even accept a return on enemas? Usually hygiene products are not returnable regardless of whether they are opened or not. Its actually so frustrating when people do this type of thing as it sets the gay community back years. Your just giving the homophobes a reason to call us dirty and digusting. Sad…

      Jul 5, 2012 at 7:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveC
      SteveC

      That’s disgusting.

      Although this article does not state whether or not CVS puts junkmail in people’s letterboxes.

      If they do then it would have been OK for him to simply dump his trash on their floor.

      Fair is fair after all – I don’t want junkmail and any company that sends it have no cause for complaint if people dump stuff in their stores.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 7:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Analog
      Analog

      This really reflects badly on the enema taking community.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      What does this have to do with Queerty? This isn’t gay news, its just a local nut job. Please hire an editor to prevent stupid, unrelated items like this from making it to the queerty page. Every day the quality declines.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek1
      Derek1

      Oh SHANNON how could you? We knew you were gross and disgusting but this?

      Jul 5, 2012 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jacko
      jacko

      Its Florida

      what do you all expect??

      Jul 5, 2012 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      soon all of his problems will be behind him

      Jul 5, 2012 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Ok, …

      1. Gross

      2. Not sure how this is gay related. Hetros use enemas.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bipolar Bear
      Bipolar Bear

      Couple of things:

      1. HIV can’t survive outside the body for more than a few minutes. So that’s not an issue, although obviously there are other things you could pick up.

      2. Yes, heteros use enemas, and so do gay men. I think that – even though is an isolated case – it’s a good reminder that when you buy things from a pharmacy to check that the packs are sealed properly.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Codswallop
      Codswallop

      Ewww. With fiends like this who needs enemas?

      Jul 5, 2012 at 10:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      eat a prune, start a movement

      Jul 6, 2012 at 2:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seaguy
      Seaguy

      He must be a real cheapskate Enema’s like that are only a buck or two at most. Hope they send the sicko cheapskate to jail!

      Jul 8, 2012 at 9:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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