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Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis Morissette

allen blair caseyIf music by the food of love, one Florida couple is going to have to eat off the floor: Jacksonville resident Allen Blair Casey got so irritated that his boyfriend was playing Alanis Morissette nonstop, that he hit him upside the face with a plate.

“That’s all the motherfucker listens to!” claimed Casey, 24, as police carted him away and charged him with domestic assault.

In all seriousness, Casey attack left a large cut on the side of his 33-year-old boyfriend’s face, according to the Ottawa Citizen.

Shockingly, authorities believe both men were on meth at the time. We would’ve assumed it was some jagged little pills.


By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 15, 2013
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    • viveutvivas

      No jury will convict him.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      Not only did this happen last October, you, Dan Avery, already wrote a post about it!


      Feb 15, 2013 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee
      Gigi Gee

      @Eric Auerbach How could he not have remembered? I saw the guy’s face along with the story and thought, “Where have I heard about this before?” Apparently, right here.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad Hunt
      Chad Hunt

      I better watch out since I play all her albums on a loop frequently. Much like Tori Amos she is absolutely one of the most talented women in music. Writes her own lyrics, writes her own music, has an interesting non auto tuned voice. I get so tired of all these talentless musicians getting all the accolades. Bitchy Spears, Lady Gag Me, Beyond Gay, Reeksana, etc.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seth

      @Chad Hunt: Oh, so you’re a Torrid Anus fan! Do you like Muh-duh-muh, Whipme Pukin’ Tittany and Jacket Jackson too?

      Feb 15, 2013 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad Hunt
      Chad Hunt

      Any of them are better then Ke-shit-a, or Toot or snift.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad Hunt
      Chad Hunt

      @Seth: Any of them are better then Ke-shit-a, or Toot or snift.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seggerman

      Doesn’t this article better belong in The Onion?

      Feb 16, 2013 at 10:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • niles

      Awful but understandable.

      Feb 17, 2013 at 4:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander

      Uhmm…Why are you posting the exact same story twice, months apart? As @Eric Auerbach: already pointed out, you posted this last October…

      Feb 17, 2013 at 4:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OutloudOrlando

      No lie…I hooked up with this guy when I lived in Jacksonville.
      His room was covered in Alanis, including custom made sheets.
      I made some obscure comment about Alanis that showed I knew a little about her and he got all hot and bothered.
      When I read this headline I thought, “oh shoot. I bet that is the guy.”

      I think this story bumps him in to my top 5 regrettable hook ups of all time.
      We talked about it on the radio show.
      -Let Justice RoLL-

      Feb 19, 2013 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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