Bradley Cooper is trying to convince America he is kaikai-ing with Zoe Saldana, his co-star in the upcoming movie The Words.
Bitch, please—we’d sooner believe Santa was the one who slipped the 4S under our tree.
We know romance can blossom on a movie set, but the sheer volume of showmance items about him that appear in the rags is beyond credibility.
In the past 12 months, he’s linked to Renee Zellweger, J-Lo, Olivia Wilde and Melanie Laurent. Now E! reports he’s made an arrangement with is dating the Star Trek star.
How about we take this to the next level?
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As recently as last week, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays.”They are totally dating,” the source says.
Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.
Saldana and her boyfriend of nearly 11 years, Keith Britton, called off their engagement and revealed that they had broken up in early November.
Michael K of D Listed put it best:
B.Coop better slow his shit down or he’s going to get face chaffing from growing and shaving so many damn beards. And his publicist is going to get burnt fingertips from working the BlackBerry so hard. But seriously, doesn’t it seems like it was just yesterday when B.Coop was trying on his first beard, Squinty Zellweger, and now he’s like a seasoned beard wearer and shit. Renee must be squinting out a prideful tear over how much her B.Coopy has grown.
That’s totally untrue! Zellweger is no longer physically capable of producing tears.
Images via Jonathan Wenk/Animus Pictures, USA Films, Warner Bros
Matt
Bitch, please!!!!!
mattsy
theres a blind item that says his dick is so small Renee Z couldnt see it if his bush wasnt shaved off. Not that she can see anything anyway, but its totally him. Bottoms up!
Sanji
A stars orientation is none of our business as long as they are not bearding but this guy, Jake, zach need to stop it. No need for a tacky out proclamation in People magazine, but bearding is just tragic when so many know the true story.
Aiden
Who cares? First Lautner now this guy. He’s creepy looking.
HEY
Why does it matter if the guy is gay or not? Who gives a flying fuck. Also, Zoe Saldana is BEAUTIFUL! If they are a couple, they are walking porn. Some of you are upset that he is dating someone beside you (like you will ever have a chance). BITCH, PLEASE!
Jim
I think it would be easier for Queerty to list the men in Hollywood they don’t think are gay.
Dev
Spoken by someone who clearly doesn’t know anything about Bradley. He’s straight. Get over it. I’ve known him for 10 years.
Robin Quincy
@ Hey…I love you! Right on!
straight my ass
@Dev: LMAO, thanks for a laugh!
tj
I will say it is refreshing to read somebody saying it plainly… wtf be in the closet if you feel thats what you need to do but the beard thing is just too much for me to be able to support… Bitch please indeed.
Mike UK
does it really matter how the guy gets his jollies, if you like the guy you see his films, if you don’t like the guy you don’t, is it really going to change how you feel about him by finding out if the man is gay, straight or even bats for both teams? I very much doubt it!
vixlad
@Jim: brad pitt, george clooney.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
@HEY: Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Bryan
@Dev: Lol, seeing as it’s the internet, I’m gonna say I’m his highschool BFF and he’s deinitely gay. See how easy that was?
@HEY: Oh please, if you’re gonna disagree with the article, at least come up with cleverer reasons. The oft used “y’all just jealous” line is old and tired.
Hey
@Bryan: So I have to come up with cleverer reasons in order to disagree with an article? No, I think not. It is what it is regardless if it’s old or not.
steve sydney
You know these beard women are just as bad and tacky..
to pretend to be dating a gay guy to get exposure to further your career is sad. I’d have more respect for these women if they just slept with director instead..
Samira
this article is bullshit.
Bradley Cooper is very quiet about his private life. He dated Rene Zellwegger for 2 years and never announced it in public. Now they deny and hide it so how is it an arrangement with E!News ? I think it’s their business.
I know you wish he was gay but he is NOT ! sorry ladies.