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Forget Jenny Craig—Lose Weight With Homophobia!

Franchesca Leigh Ramsey is back with another urgent broadcast: It turns out homophobia is good for your waistline!

All those haters promising to boycott Kraft Foods because Oreo released a cute Pride message on its Facebook page are also going to have to give up a lot of other high-calorie treats Americans just love, like Cadbury’s chocolate, Chips Ahoy, Philadelphia Cream Cheese, Oscar-Mayer hot dogs, Teddy Grahams and and Cheez Whiz.

Cut those out of your diet and the pounds will just melt away.

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jul 2, 2012
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  • 6 Comments
    • No. 1 · LOL!

      She’s cute! :D

      Jul 2, 2012 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · Kev C

      Humans are motivated by their eyeballs. An attractive person can be serial killer and still be popular. A bright colored cookie is more controversial than the entire gay movement.

      Jul 2, 2012 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · Scribe37

      What a smart and sexy woman! I thank her for the support.

      Jul 2, 2012 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · Good News

      I love her, I hope more people catch on to her videos. She deserves her own show.

      Jul 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · SEXXYJAMAICAN

      @Good News: thumbs up.

      i

      Jul 2, 2012 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · Franchesca

      @Good News: Thank you! Actually in the process of writing/pitching 2 shows. So fingers crossed. Thanks again, knowing I have your support means a lot :)

      Jul 2, 2012 at 11:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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