Former Lycra Wearer Hulk Hogan Accuses The Hoff Of Being a Gay Porn Star
At his Comedy Central roast last night, German singing sensation David Hasselhoff was treated to Pamela Anderson making fun of his acting abilities, Lisa Lampanelli highlighting his drinking habits, and Hulk Hogan insinuating he’s actually a gay porn performer. Not mentioned: Hulk co-starred.
Go Hulk Hogan! I think people know this but just in case: most of the material used in a roast isn’t written by the performer but by writers. Hulk delivered his lines well, and his timing was good. He’s a lot smarter as a performer than people give him credit for. And all I can say is thank you to people who buy stuff that people like me crank out.
That video of The Hoff crawling around the floor eating a hamburger (well, at least trying to) is probably my favorite video footage of all time. I’ve seen it at least 100 times and it still makes me giggle !
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This roast was one of the best I’ve seen. I think I actually was moved to tears of laughter when one of the comics said, “Jerry Springer… the man who has bathed in the tears of poor people.”