Comments on: Friends Won’t Let Friends Wear Isabel Mastache’s Penis Slacks

By: Kieran

Kieran — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:48:34 +0000

OK, Would you wear or go our with someone who wore that shit? I would be way to embarrised as it is too big and too ugly!
Also, For the penis trouser thing, Is the idea to put your cock and bolloks in there? Because, If so, What if you got a hard on, How embarrissing ha ha.

By: richard

richard — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 02:37:44 +0000

I could never wear those pants.. The pouch is simply not big enough. I’d have the problem of overflow, or simply fall out of them…

By: linds

linds — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:15:43 +0000

omg lol i can’t imagine any man i know actually wanting to buy/wear these

By: boredwell

boredwell — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:05:26 +0000

Mastaches’ trouser trajectories give a whole new meaning to “glad to meet you.” I wouldn’t wear the hats but they were cool.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 07:51:20 +0000

No surprise the guy wound up with the salad bar getting dumped on his head.

By: jimstoic

jimstoic — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:04:02 +0000

I think you underestimate (or overestimate?) Lady Gaga.

By: freya

freya — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:17:42 +0000

I love them. I think I would die of happiness if I saw a guy walk down the street in these. Even better, a lady?

By: Klarth

Klarth — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:49:00 +0000

@Darren:

OMG….did he really? I’m embarrassed.
y’all need to read that article. Apparently we gays are responsible for having to put it on the left or the right side. We’re apparently tryin to wipe out all life by killing sperm counts with the restrictive gear.

O..k…go get some fresh air, that dank is gettin’ to ya.

Anyway, this is silly. I can’t tell if it’s an actual pouch or just fake junk on the outside, but you know no one will ever be allowed to walk around in public wearing something like this, just like some of the craziness they have women modeling. Why do designers do this crap?

This wouldn’t fly on a fashion design reality show, and you know it.

By: smile

smile — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:39:12 +0000

what’s this crap??? is it fashion? it is a piece of shit, and all clothes, that this bitch (isabel mastache) “created”… a monkey makes better!! if i shit the models face, and i’ll bang with a snowhovel, is already art too???

By: susan

susan — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:39:55 +0000

~oh,those poor models! the penis pants were bad enough-but ALL the clothes were stupid!They were gorgeous guys 100% WASTED on such moldly-looking shite,covering them like ugly topiaries. lol -Tim Gunn would spaz out!
ps: I swear my kid had that same stripe heart shirt when she was 10!

By: james

james — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:15:42 +0000

That’s hot. Finally someone is trying to make fashion which shows off the male penis. Who’s the idiot who wrote this article?

By: Charlie

Charlie — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:47:46 +0000

What kind of drugs is this designer on?? Who would wear that shit anyway?

By: Dpan

Dpan — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:51:32 +0000

??????:(

By: ossurworld

ossurworld — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:01:31 +0000

Pants like these will help sales of Kleenex: for stuffing.

By: Ruddigore

Ruddigore — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:47:07 +0000

@Alison: It gives new meaning to “do these come in black?”

By: Cam

Cam — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:40:47 +0000

It’s just so sad. If you have to desperately try this hard to be edgy then you aren’t.

By: schlukitz

schlukitz — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:34:10 +0000

No. 45 · Alison

Such is the nature of the male ego. LOL

By: Alison

Alison — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:26:11 +0000

Oh, another thought occurs: it would revolutionize the sizes. I couldn’t imagine a guy going into a store asking to buy a pair of trousers with a “small penis” rating. You’d have to re-name all sizes “big”, “huge” “humonguous” and “sideshow blimp”.
Alison

By: Alison

Alison — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:23:40 +0000

My husband is black: he’d never fit into those! Maybe he could have a pair specially enlarged to size…
Alison :D

By: dontblamemeivotedforhillary

dontblamemeivotedforhillary — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:41:48 +0000

No-one wears what Fashionistas throw down the catwalk. Seriously, they are deluded about Fashion and it’s for the purpose of headlines and the way out of touch Women’s Wear Daily. Worst Fashion Week ever, send them back to the Jersey Shore!

By: HitDanBack

HitDanBack — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:25:45 +0000

You guys! The “Penis Pants” were stolen! Rolling Stone featured a similar design in the 1970s… Check it out!

http://hitdanback.com/the-peni.....-panthers/

By: rodrigo

rodrigo — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:46:17 +0000

wow I wouldn’t even wear anything in that collection by mistake!

By: Ken S

Ken S — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:10:33 +0000

haha– is it just me or did every one of those male models (whose faces you could see, anyway) look like they were thinking “fucking Katie, signing me up for this gig. Jesus Christ I look stupid. Oh god they’re taking pictures- I’ll never live this down! Please, please let the ceiling collapse and kill us all. Please? When will this be over!? At least I’m not wearing the penis pants… but I’d *rather* be wearing that sea-cucumber-lookin’ thing with the porthole to look out of so that everyone couldn’t see my face. Isabel *must* have stolen this shit from the costuming department of some no-budget sci-fi series– I bet the last person to wear this was ‘Background Alien #5.’ FUCKING Katie, you bitch!”

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:35:27 +0000

Here is a better version of the same concept:
http://bebrief.stores.yahoo.net/shcobi.html
(scroll down the page to get to the image)

By: ossurworld

ossurworld — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:00:38 +0000

For the proud only….

By: schlukitz

schlukitz — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:17:34 +0000

No. 36 · Smacker J.

its material barfness…

Not to mention a complete waste of material. ;P

By: Smacker J.

Smacker J. — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:07:42 +0000

she should really ask for her money back from whatever design school she went to….this is just stupid, its material barfness…

By: Endless Men

Endless Men — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:53:35 +0000

@ Dirty Ole Man : LMAO

By: Kieran

Kieran — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:57:01 +0000

Well it’s certainly not something you’d wear to a job interview.

By: Glasser

Glasser — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:08:18 +0000

I see Freddy Kruegers brother made it to the runway.

By: Lukas P.

Lukas P. — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:51:18 +0000

I need fashion advice: can I — or can I not — wear this gadget with my assless chaps? [HINT DU JOUR: if ya put'em on backwards they're crotchless!].

By: terrwill

terrwill — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:00:03 +0000

@Ben: If you had those pants on and your "panties were in a bunch", I think it would be rather painfull!!.... : p

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:35:00 +0000

Holy crap. This post was the epitome of “panties in a bunch”. If fashion bothers you, don’t follow it.

By: terrwill

terrwill — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:26:08 +0000

About these pants, a question:

> Do you still have to wear a condom?

And a couple ‘o benefits:

> Never have to worry about being caught with your pants down…

> Nor worrry ’bout getting your member caught in the zipper…….

By: 1EqualityUSA

1EqualityUSA — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:02:53 +0000

Dry cleaners would charge more.

By: Dirty Ole Man

Dirty Ole Man — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:02:10 +0000

I wanna suck those Pants now!

By: stevenelliot

stevenelliot — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:16:38 +0000

UGH its like Bjork meets Vivian Westwood in some kind of nightmare head on collision.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:41:56 +0000

Not at all my cup of tea. Watching the video, the clothes the models wore made them appear to have large growths sprouting out on their bodies.

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:33:43 +0000

Breathtaking. If only she’d made them available as daisy dukes and accessorized with a full-blown Vegas showgirl headpiece, then I’d want one in every color. Until then… meh.

By: schlukitz

schlukitz — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:05:12 +0000

No. 21 · LikesToComment

I loved it.

But then, I’m twisted. LOL