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Obviously we’re into toilet humor.

Remember when we called former House Speaker Dennis Hastert “Hasturd”" That was fun, right?

Well, when do jokes cross the line? No, we’re not talking about potentially anti-gay zingers. We’re talking about elderly vagina jokes:

The retired wrinkly set in Florida, armed with prescription drugs, time and freedom, are enjoying shagging well into their twilight years. The men have a new term for it:

“I’m gettin’ me some Prune-tang tonight”.

We suppose the same could always be said about butt sex, since anuses are wrinkly and all, right?

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 8, 2008
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6 Comments

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No. 1 · Ash

Ya gonna tell us who said it?

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · Z.

I have been eating those all my life. I’m FULL gay!!!!
http://www.ilovezeren.com

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · Snoodle

Oh, sweet, good. I didn’t need to hear that, I hope you’re happy :p

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · Woof

Ish

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · thatguyfromboston · Member · 182 comments

now you stop that right now.

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Maharajah · Member · 47 comments

UMMMMMM GREAT! Not only do they ruin our state with their slow driving, their penny pinching and their all-too-numerous needs, but then they get to be funny. Seriously go to Palm Beach and you will see. Each of them drive boats (read huge cars that can and will plow through yours) and they either drive at like 15 miles below the speed limit or cannot see over the steering wheel, swaying over the road! Ewwe – and then they do it? Is there no justice?

Posted: May 10, 2008 at 5:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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