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Gary Busey Wants To Know: Do You Like It “In The Ass?”

GaryBuseyGary Busey is apparently starring on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK right now (why?), where The Mirror reports he was nearly punched this week after probing a fellow housemate with explicit questions about gay sex.

The ensuing argument between the “kooky” 70-year-old American actor and British Strictly Come Dancing contestant James Jordan is described far too hilariously by The Mirror for us to even dream of presenting it any other way.

Please read in the voice of Unsolved Mysteries host Robert Stack:

The argument all started when Leslie [Jordan] pulled on a pair of fetching white surgical gloves to have a root through Duchess Deidre’s suitcase, prompting James to unbutton his jeans, turn around and bend over, inviting Leslie to do what they do in airports to people suspected of smuggling objects.

Translation: Straight male James Jordan asks Leslie Jordan to anally search him. Yes, Leslie freaking Jordan is also on this show.

At that moment Gary wanders into the bedroom and asked James if he was gay, with James replying: “Fuck off,” before attempting to explain that while he’s got lots of gay friends and is comfortable enough to camp it up, he’s straight and happily married.

Leslie Jordan? A Duchess? “Fetching” gloves that prompt a “row?” Tell us more!

“There’s being gay,” he explained. “That’s one thing, and then there’s being happy in your sexuality, and you’re not afraid to express yourself…”

But then Gary interrupted with a joke, quipping: “You’re not afraid to get butt-fucked in the ass?”

Then as the housemates laughed, James replied with: “Ive never hit a seventy-year-old before.”

And then Gary went a bit further with: “Show your little fucking ass, have Leslie stick your small finger in your rectum.”

The most important thing we can take from this scuff is that Jordan actually does like to be “butt-fucked.” He “enjoys a cheeky finger” now and then, to be specific.

Watch the entire conversation unfold over at The Mirror.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 21, 2014
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  • 10 Comments
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      and they still won’t cast Leslie Jordan on Dancing with the Stars?

      Aug 21, 2014 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JAWIWA
      JAWIWA

      Yeah, “straight” guys who obsess about gay guys taking it “up the ass” really want to take it up the ass.

      Aug 21, 2014 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3
      robho3

      Gary Busey is not all there.

      Aug 21, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet30
      redcarpet30

      He really isn’t. He’s still dealing with the brain damage from that motor cycle accident he was in. Plus drugs and booze have probably done their share of damage. I saw him on Celebrity Rehab and his thinking is just nowhere near normal.

      Aug 21, 2014 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rangerboy
      Rangerboy

      I love taking it in the ass!

      Aug 21, 2014 at 11:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Clark35
      Clark35

      Agree with RedCarpet and Robho.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 1:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      It feels great whenever I get taking it up my ass.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lcandela123
      lcandela123

      If Gary Busey’s face was normal, I bet he wouldn’t be famous.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 8:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BECQueerty
      BECQueerty

      He’s so hot.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • inbama
      inbama

      I’m with Busey.

      Jordan is bent over and camping with Leslie, Busey makes a somewhat lame attempt to get in on it, and the guy gets all high and mighty on him.

      Cute guy, beautiful body, nice that he’s pro-gay but threatening violence over someone asking if you like to get butt-f””””d actually is homophobic in the original sense of the word when it still had some meaning: Jordan clearly does not want to be thought of as gay. The behavior is not too far from becoming violent because somebody came on to you.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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