Gay Blind Item Madness!
Remember when blind item’s were hard? No? Well, that’s because they’re not. Yesterday’s Page Six practically screamed “Reichen!” with the first question. The second question? Well, that’s a bit more perplexing:
Which handsome former boyfriend of a boy-bander has a new, secret fling? While the hunk is out, his new man – a famously single actor – is not.
Famously single? Hmm…which actor has made a name as a sworn bachelor? Someone sexy. Someone steamy. Someone like [insert name here].
It’s a total no brainer. We know you kids have brains, so get ‘em working…
I’m so bad at these blind items, I have no idea, but they are fun. It kind of reminds me of my friend who loves to play sodexu, even though he’s terrible at playing sodexu.
George Clooney?
“Reichen” and “no brainer” are redundant. [And if you changed "screamed" to "bottom who likes to scream" that would be, too.]
George Clooney? In Reichen’s wet DREAMS, girlfriend! That kind of money even Sugar Pop didn’t have. Would you believe David Hyde Pierce? Paul Lynde? Wait. He’s dead. Hell, Reichen wouldn’t care as long as Lynde is still stiff. What happened to Reichen’s latest red carpet kissee/personal trainer? Is Ms. Lehmkuhl breaking her own record for flipping dicks?
Jeremy Piven