It’s almost as if Gatecrasher has become the gay gossip’s go-to:
Which designer and TV personality who advertises for sex online insists on hooking up with all the lights off so his tricks don’t find out he’s a (minor) celebrity?
Please, please, please don’t be Todd Oldham. We’ve loved that chip toothed cutie since House of Style. The possibility that his penis doesn’t live up to our adolescent fantasies may push us over the edge…
qjersey
Jay Manuel? (my BF did him at the bathhouse YEARS ago)
Jai Rodriguez?
Not Tim Gunn! Though he has said he never wants a relationship…so how else is he to get laid?
nystudman
Is Ben Widdicombe lazy or just stupid?
1) why would someone like this post on Criagslist and not Manhunt or one of the sites that actually is looked at by hot guys?
2) who hooks up w/out a full face shot?
3) who hooks up with the lights so low you can’t see the person’s face? wouldn’t you trip on the way from the hallway to the bedroom?
4) isn’t there the teensy-weensyiest possibility that someone a) posted this as a gag; 2) posted this to try to lure people by making them think they were potential star fuckers?
Can you please quit posting this moron’s “blind items”? Please??
Terry
it’s thom felicia from queer eye!
my best friend did him, and said he had a small weewee
Matt
Its Isaac Mizrahi. I heard this story directly from a friend who was a trick of his. He wants to pretend you’re an intruder coming to rape him! No joke.
NYStudman doesn’t seem to have ever hooked up in NYC!
phil
Nate Berkus (“Oprah”)?
dan
ew — who would hook up with isaac mizrahi? you’d pretty much need to keep the lights off…
nystudman
I’ve hooked up plenty, but, as they say in the Midwest, no farmer buys the cow without seeing the teets.
Allen
“I’ve hooked up plenty, but, as they say in the Midwest, no farmer buys the cow without seeing the teets.”
We say that in the Midwest? I’ve lived here all of my life and I’ve NEVER heard that before.
Jerry
My money’s against Nate Berkus; he has a habit of being a serial monogamist.
Mizrahi, on the other hand…
nystudman
Well, I’m from a small farmtown in teh Midwest, and it’s what the farmers said. Hey, maybe it was regional. anyway, it’s a freaking maxim, fer crissakes. lighten up! Or, rather, let me explain: I ain’t pulling out my pud for no man, lessen I see his punim.
Kamasutra Jones
Punim? Is that like poonanny?
cub67nyc
HAHAHAHA, Kama!!!
I have a very good friend who has also slept with Isaac Mizrahi, on several occasions. He never said anything about the lights being out, but that he does have a smallish one, especially considering he’s at least six feet tall and has big hands and feet. But, he said he’s also a very gracious host, if you know what I mean…
hughman
doug wilson from trading spaces. already known to have small drapes.
TAJ
wink martindale?
i love guessing games.