Britney Spears‘ abortion of a VMA performance didn’t cost her everything. She’s still got gay YouTuber Chris Crocker.
Lucky you, Brit!
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Why do I get the impression he might be a Brit impersonator? Either way–poor kid. It’s hard to hate someone with that much raw emotion for something as puerile as pop music. He’s pretty cute, too.
That kid could seriously give Joan Crawford a run for her money. I say that with the utmost sincerity–I didn’t think they made classic heroines like that anymore.
Chris Crocker, I hope you get out of wherever you are and become a star.
“I think…I think he may be on meds…lots of them.”
yeah…meds that make you super duper gay! you know that “gay bomb” the military is working on, the one that’s supposed to make enemy soldiers turn gay and horny so they drop their guns and butt-fuck instead of fighting us? this chris guy must have been exposed to a quadruple dose of the bomb.
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mozzer13
This makes me want to commit a hate crime.
GranDiva
Just one?
abelincoln
Thanks for that – I needed a good laugh this morning.
If only he could harness all that emotion for something worthwile.
Jack Jett
I really admire his raw passion.
It makes me miss the days I was less jaded and bitter and had enough extra emotion so spend on
the career of a pop singer.
If it turns out that he is an actor….then he is fucking brilliant.
Jack Jett
Paul Raposo
Why do I get the impression he might be a Brit impersonator? Either way–poor kid. It’s hard to hate someone with that much raw emotion for something as puerile as pop music. He’s pretty cute, too.
Tallskin
Good Grief, poor boy!
scooterzz
nice article on crocker here:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=232684
Jack Jett
Great link scoot…..
Chris Crocker doesn’t need a lobotomy, he needs an agent, and a purblic relations firm.
It looks like a cyber star is born.
Amazing story……..he is the new James St. James.
Jack Jett
Gregg
OMG – PLEASE tell me that he knows what he’s doing with this! If it’s satire, then it is absolutely BRILLIANT. It it’s sincere, it just makes me sad.
hisurfer
Yeah, scooterzz … thanks. I didn’t realize the kid had it so rough. Someone send him a bus ticket to Atlanta fast!
Dawster
i’ve watched this video, like, 12 times today. it makes me laugh SO HARD. it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen…
i even had to comment on the youtube page.
it brings a tear to my eye… laughing so hard….
Mr. B
That kid could seriously give Joan Crawford a run for her money. I say that with the utmost sincerity–I didn’t think they made classic heroines like that anymore.
Chris Crocker, I hope you get out of wherever you are and become a star.
gepy33
I should feel sorry for that poor kid…but I’m laughing too hard!
james_boston
he’s just doing every gay imitation of bette davis he’s ever seen.
Honeymaid
I think…. I think he may be on meds… lots of them.
james_boston
“I think…I think he may be on meds…lots of them.”
yeah…meds that make you super duper gay! you know that “gay bomb” the military is working on, the one that’s supposed to make enemy soldiers turn gay and horny so they drop their guns and butt-fuck instead of fighting us? this chris guy must have been exposed to a quadruple dose of the bomb.