Gay Brit Fan Needs A Chill Pill, Lobotomy
 
 


Britney Spears' abortion of a VMA performance didn't cost her everything. She's still got gay YouTuber Chris Crocker.

Lucky you, Brit!

 
 
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Comments (17)

No. 1 · mozzer13

This makes me want to commit a hate crime.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
No. 2 · GranDiva

Just one?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:02 pm
No. 3 · abelincoln

Thanks for that – I needed a good laugh this morning.
If only he could harness all that emotion for something worthwile.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:19 pm
No. 4 · Jack Jett

I really admire his raw passion.

It makes me miss the days I was less jaded and bitter and had enough extra emotion so spend on
the career of a pop singer.

If it turns out that he is an actor….then he is fucking brilliant.

Jack Jett

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:29 pm
No. 5 · Paul Raposo

Why do I get the impression he might be a Brit impersonator? Either way–poor kid. It's hard to hate someone with that much raw emotion for something as puerile as pop music. He's pretty cute, too.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:47 pm
No. 6 · Tallskin

Good Grief, poor boy!

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm
No. 7 · scooterzz

nice article on crocker here:
http://www.thestranger.com/sea.....oid=232684

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:56 pm
No. 8 · Jack Jett

Great link scoot…..

Chris Crocker doesn't need a lobotomy, he needs an agent, and a purblic relations firm.

It looks like a cyber star is born.

Amazing story……..he is the new James St. James.

Jack Jett

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm
No. 9 · Gregg

OMG – PLEASE tell me that he knows what he's doing with this! If it's satire, then it is absolutely BRILLIANT. It it's sincere, it just makes me sad.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:31 pm
No. 10 · hisurfer

Yeah, scooterzz … thanks. I didn't realize the kid had it so rough. Someone send him a bus ticket to Atlanta fast!

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:34 pm
No. 11 · Dawster

i've watched this video, like, 12 times today. it makes me laugh SO HARD. it's the funniest thing i've ever seen…

i even had to comment on the youtube page.

it brings a tear to my eye… laughing so hard….

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
No. 12 · Mr. B

That kid could seriously give Joan Crawford a run for her money. I say that with the utmost sincerity–I didn't think they made classic heroines like that anymore.

Chris Crocker, I hope you get out of wherever you are and become a star.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
No. 13 · gepy33

I should feel sorry for that poor kid…but I'm laughing too hard!

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 14 · james_boston

he's just doing every gay imitation of bette davis he's ever seen.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 15 · Honeymaid

I think…. I think he may be on meds… lots of them.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 6:48 pm
No. 16 · james_boston

"I think…I think he may be on meds…lots of them."

yeah…meds that make you super duper gay! you know that "gay bomb" the military is working on, the one that's supposed to make enemy soldiers turn gay and horny so they drop their guns and butt-fuck instead of fighting us? this chris guy must have been exposed to a quadruple dose of the bomb.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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