Gay Deaf Hookers Mean Business

If you remember one thing that we’ve taught you, make sure it’s this: don’t stiff a Russian deaf gay hooker. Just don’t. And if you do, don’t fall asleep after:

Moscow police have arrested a gang of three deaf, mute, gay prostitutes after they robbed a client who didn’t pay them all the money he owed.

After meeting in a nightclub and arranging terms, the men went to a café near a central railway station for a drink but the client, who is also deaf, refused to pay for their services, falling asleep instead.

The three suspects are said to have stolen their client’s mobile phone, passport and wallet as compensation.

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