If you remember one thing that we’ve taught you, make sure it’s this: don’t stiff a Russian deaf gay hooker. Just don’t. And if you do, don’t fall asleep after:
Moscow police have arrested a gang of three deaf, mute, gay prostitutes after they robbed a client who didn’t pay them all the money he owed.
After meeting in a nightclub and arranging terms, the men went to a cafÃ© near a central railway station for a drink but the client, who is also deaf, refused to pay for their services, falling asleep instead.
The three suspects are said to have stolen their clientâ€™s mobile phone, passport and wallet as compensation.