Now that the Jersey Shore has GTL’d softly into that good night, the television landscape has been left with a giant gorilla-juicehead-shaped hole.
But no need to worry: Someone is finally—finally!—feeding our insatiable hunger for plucked, pumped, overtanned and undereducated denizens of the nation’s greatest state named after an article of clothing.
Thank you, Back Roads Entertainment:
CASTING: GAY GUIDOS & GUIDETTES FOR NEW REALITY TV SHOW
Do you fist pump on the dance floor to Lady Gaga and Madonna?
Summer shares in Asbury Park?
A major television company is searching for GLBT guidos and guidettes who have over the top dynamic personalities and strongly identify with their Italian American heritage for an unscripted television series now in development.
If you fit the bill, you can email firstname.lastname@example.org with a brief letter of interest and a recent photo.
Though, honestly, how can they ever top this gay-guido classic?