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Gay Guidos To Fist-Bump Their Way Onto Reality TV

By: Lester Brathwaite
On: Feb 7, 2013
Tagged: gay guidos, gay jersey shore, guidos, jersey score, jersey shore, Reality TV, Television, TV

18 Comments

No. 1 · fredo777
I’m down.

I have a guilty pleasure crush on some frat douche types, like the dude on Parking Wars with Pauly D hair. Mmph

Feb 7, 2013 at 4:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · jwrappaport
@fredo777: Story of my life.

Feb 7, 2013 at 5:28 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · iBLOW
I thought as a fan of the show something that could have spiced it up was adding a gay guido in season 4 or 5 when the show started to drag. The person could have replaced Snooki or Mike.

Feb 7, 2013 at 5:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · 2eo
I hope this reality show ends where someone who calls himself 2eo on a site called Queerty gets handed an Acid spraying gun of some kind and let loose in a facility containing Guido’s.

The ratings wouldn’t be up to much, but I guarantee it would be the greatest 25 minutes in TV history.

Feb 7, 2013 at 5:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Gigi Gee
@fredo777: Love him!

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · vklortho
Are they really going to be able to find enough people to make a show about it? I’m not from Jersey or anything and I don’t think the census keeps stats on that sort of thing, but I imagine the guido/guidette population is already pretty limited, but to also find guidos/guidettes who are LGBT? Maybe they should remove the ethnicity restriction and expand it to any douchebag who identifies as LGBT?

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:03 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Chad Hunt
Sorry, I’m on trash overload with, Toddler & Tiaras, Honey Boo Boo, Gypsy Sisters, etc. I’ve lost enough I.Q. points watching these shows.

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:05 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · fredo777
@Chad Hunt: lol I’ve never seen any of those shows. In fact, as much as I have the odd douche fetish, I’ve never even seen a full ep of Jersey Shore. But if they were also gay, I’d at least tune in for the premiere.

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:35 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · fredo777
@Gigi Gee: Me, too!

http://www.aetv.com/parking-wars/photos/Philadelphia/richie-ppa.jpg

https://twitter.com/TheRichieB

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Richie-B-from-Parking-Wars

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · QJ201
There are plenty of them, trust me.

Feb 7, 2013 at 7:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Spike
This is really going to piss off the str8t quidos as it will make it very clear that there is virtually no difference between str8t and gay quidos, well except for the fact that gay quidos don’t screw chicks.

Feb 7, 2013 at 9:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · MK Ultra
@Spike: That’s what I was going to say.
What’s the difference between a gay and straight guido? Having sex with women? Having seen Jersey Shore, even that seems debatable..

Feb 7, 2013 at 10:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Fidelio
gives a whole new meaning to the term, “fist-bump”, eh?

Feb 7, 2013 at 11:06 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Levyr
I searched for guidos images. They’re too far from my expectations.

Feb 8, 2013 at 2:06 am · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Teleny
Wonder if 12pack and Heat from “I Love NY” will audition?

Feb 8, 2013 at 10:41 am · @Reply ·
No. 16 · Spike
@MK Ultra: A couple of years ago I went to an Alegria price in NYC, first time I came across the gay guidos, they were amusing to watch in their little dance circle, all tan, same spikey hair cut, short, you could practically see the thought bubble all around complimenting each other on how they were the hottest guys at the party. I’d be amused to come across a gay quido prono. I’d watch it.

Feb 8, 2013 at 1:04 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · fredo777
@Teleny: lol I follow Heat (Jason Rosell) on Twitter, actually. He’s done a bunch of stuff since the show. I don’t know what 12 Pack is up to.

https://twitter.com/JasonRosellLIVE

Feb 8, 2013 at 3:57 pm · @Reply ·
No. 18 · fredo777
@Spike: Then watch “Jersey Score”, the Jersey Shore porn parody mentioned earlier.

Feb 8, 2013 at 3:58 pm · @Reply ·