“When it’s crowded all I see is butts,” 25-year-old David Funes tells Gawker in a fascinating new interview. “Butts and crotches.”
At 4’3, Funes is what you would call a “little person.” He is also gay. He lives in New York and works as a nightlife personality and go-go dancer who goes by the name Nano after the iPod, but also because “nano” translates to “dwarf” in Greek.
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Funes says that being a little person hasn’t always been easy, especially when he was growing up.
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“There were moments that I stared in the mirror hoping that one day I would change,” he explains. “It really depends on the mood I was feeling that day. There was an era I was depressed, around 14.”
Today, however, he’s come to embrace his small stature. In fact, he says it’s come in surprisingly handy when looking for guys to hookup with on Grindr.
“There are people that contact me for fetishes, like, ‘Oh my god, I always wanted to try a little guy,’” Funes says.
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But Funes says he’s “very selective” about who he takes to bed, adding that he tends to attract men with a dominant streak.
“Because I’m little, I’m very easy to maneuver,” he explains. “I’m very easy to throw around. They feel a sense of dominance. They feel I’m going to say yes. They think I’m desperate, but I’m not. That gives them that sense of confidence to walk up to me and say, ‘Hey, let’s go to bed,’ you know what I mean? That’s a really big turn-off.”
As for his own bedroom fantasies, Funes says he’s always wanted to have sex with another little person.
“My fantasy was always to fuck a little person,” he explains. “That’s the first time I’d ever be able to dominate someone. Sometimes I get the urge to top.”
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h/t: Gawker
Luis Sanchez
Drew Rozell easy to maneuver is a good way to put it ð??
Joseph Cohen
Chris Tan
He is the right height for giving me a blow job at all times. I love him!
Ricky Melendrez
Michael Smith Charles Glover hmmmmmm i’m more intrigued nowð???
Robert Pimentel
Kathukid
He’s very handsome!
Steven Burr
I’ve wanted to have sex with a little perso: no kink, just hugging, holding. and etc.!
Kevin Karns
Sweet n Low
sportsguy1983
It is great he is so confident, but I cannot imagine there are that many gay guys that want to have sex with him
Sweetie Pie
And he´s a top !!
Rich Lopez
So basically this story is a personal ad.
Masc Pride
It’s interesting that he says he tends to attract dominant men. Height, effeminacy vs masculinity, weight, etc. all seem to have a significant impact on sexual positions in this community that claims to be so free of “hetero-normative” gender roles.
@Sweetie Pie: Sounds like he’s saying he’s a bottom. They’re the only ones who “get the urge to top” occasionally.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Interesting, because sometimes I’m in the mood for a little sex……………………
SonOfKings
Everybody knows little people can be sexy as phuck and love to get DOWN. I saw a litle person at the Steamworks and he had no trouble getting men. A lot of dudes wanted to see what it was like to manhandle that little man. And, for a tiny dude, he looked strong and grown as any full-sized man.
Jacob Seifert
How adorable!
Travis Zepp
I bet everyone on Grindr thinks he’s SPAM when they see his height
Javier Hernandez
Mia Farrow your true love
Devan Monroe
Because being a little person automatically means he has to bottom…
Jared Chilstrom
Anthony Venegas
Jackson David Taylor
I love that he’s making light of his stature and making it work for him.
Sam Raether
I’d love to see more stories like this Queerty, especially if you talked about disabled or chronically ill gay folk. ^^
Cory Greenlee
Erika Schlegel Daniel Gutierrez can you imagine him and I ð???ð???
William Thomas Bramlett II
I wish I could date a gay Littel person, but there harder to find then gingers…and there like gay unicorns!
Jimmy McKinney
Please keep it private. Don’t want or need to know
Jesus Franco
Cute little guy
Jason A Derer
David Michael
Ignacio Ortega Leiva
Felipe Robles
Warwick Sauer
Paul, perhaps send to GR…
Alex Erwin
He is handsome. I am curious as to what would happen if he was a total top?
dean089
We gays get so obsessed with “type.” Each person is attracted to whom they are attracted. It’s not a formula and it’s not a fetish. It just is, and the only people whose business it is are the two people involved. Everyone else needs to butt out.
Mikey Goodmark
I’ve hooked up with him. He lives in my hood. He’s a great top when he’s in the mood. 🙂
Daryl Potts
David Carpio
Damian Anthony
Kristian Zambrana
Damian Anthony
Marcus B. Flipper
SonOfKings
@dean089: Oh, hush you old killjoy. What does any of that have to do with the hotness of little people?
Joshua Anthony Villegas
He’s sexy. Sexy is sexy regardless of race, differences, etc!!!
oilburner
Well now I don’t feel guilty about wanting to fuck Peter Dinklage every time I watch Game of thrones. Sorta.
oilburner
@SonOfKings: well aren’t you an opinionated bitch.
Kristian Zambrana
Damian Anthony I follow him on Instagram ð???ð???