Hilary Duff may be the biggest fag hag singer in history. Bigger than Cher, even. Yes, we know it’s a bold statement, but she fulfills all the prerequisites: she’s disturbingly ageless, she’s a singer and, as if that’s not enough, she can win over the hearts of the most seemingly “hardcore” gay Barneys employee. Or, so she says…
Consider this interview with New Now Next‘s John Polly in which she muses on the magnitude of her ‘mo magnetism:
I was in Barneys, shopping. And there’s this kid who works there, who’s like, really young. And he looks like a hardcore kid, you know? And he was staring at me, and I was like, “Oh God. I’m probably about to get some rude comment. He probably hates me and thinks I suck.”
Because he looked like a really hardcore kid, even though he works at Barneys. And he comes up to me and goes, “So, when am I going to get your new single? I’m gay, and I love you, and I’m just so happy that you’re doing this dance music because I can go out and dance with my friends, and we’ll hear you in the clubs!”
Like, wow.
Okay, now that we’ve gathered our senses, we have some really tricky questions: First of all, do you think Duff prejudges everyone, or just guys who work at Barneys? Second of all, why did the guy who works at Barneys feel the need to tell Duff he’s gay. Isn’t that obvious enough? Seriously, he works at Barneys. Also, since when is “I’m gay” the first thing you say to someone? Sure, we’re out of the closet, but it sure does seem a little awkward. We think she just assumed he’s gay. And rightfully so. Again: he works at Barneys. This, of course, brings us to our final and most pressing question: how “hardcore” can a Barneys employee look?
Speaking of hardcore, Duff also informed Polly, “…there’s this thing called The White Party that I think I’m going to perform at, which is really exciting.” It certainly is, Ms. Duff, it certainly is…
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jim
Met her. Got friends who’ve worked with her.
She is hideously nice, pleasant and normal.
Love her new sound.
Nicky
Wow, but who doesn’t love her, i mean, she’s probably the only “normal” girl in Hollywood, she doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t use drugs, she’s the same girl, and now that she’s all grown up i love her even more, i love her music!!!!
Hunter
“she doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t use drugs”
That’s normal? No, that’s boring. Ok sure, it is nice that she’s not a coke-head or anything, but the girl needs to get out a little. This interview makes her sound like an 8th grader.
mary
i love hilary who doesnt? hehe!!!!
shes gorguzzz +talented wat more can u want and has an amzing personality!!!!
SHES NOT A POT HEAD LIKE NICOLE RICHIE OR LINDSAY LOHAN OR PARIS OR BRITNEY!!!!
shes different and that everyone likes :))) SHES DOESNT FOLLOW TREND LIKE REHAB…..lol HILARY ROX ALL HATERS GET LOST!!!
marco
i love her toooo…
she´s awesome.. love her music and movies.. shes the most good looking girl in hollywood ^^……
love you hil… i hope i will get an autograph.. or even better i meet you… luv…
Paul Raposo
I gotta chime in and say I like her too. I think it’s because she has a chance of being her generations Lucille Ball; she sings, she dances, she acts and she does comedy. That said, I think the guy at Barney’s story might be bullshit. It was probably just a precursor to annoucing the White Party gig.
Gabriella M.
Hilary is awesome. She is original, and I love her new sound too. She really posseses dignity.
otto
Hilary is a no-talent loser. And yes, she drinks, folks. Shortly after breaking up with Nicole’s new boy toy Joel, Hilary was seen drunk off her ass at a club. The girl can’t sing, she can’t act, che can’t play a musical instrument, she can’t write music, and she can’t write good lyrics to save her life. Her new CD sucks ass.
The Deadman
That guy WHO DON`T LIKE HILARY…..HE WILL REST IN PEACEEEEEEEEEE…
EARTH IS HEAVEN FOR SOME BUT I PROMISE THAT EARTH WILL GONNA LIVING HELL FOR THAT GUY……
DEADMAN WALKING…………….
ridhi
well hilary rocks…she is toooo gud…she is gorgeous n above all…she dnt boose n fag n dats d best part…..i wish i cud meet her
emma
hilary duff is a fuckhead i wish she would hurry up and die. thought she was punk for dating joel madden who isnt even real punk but he dropped her for nicole ritchie who isnt a stupid little virgin like her. a ‘hardcore’ gay guy loves her. woopedy fucking doo who gives a shit. she dosent ‘rock’ she isnt ‘gorgeous’ or anything like that. deadman ur a dick get over your yourself get a life. otto i love you this world needs more ppl like you. nyway burn in hell hilary tweenies xx
Chris
emma you are a waste of cum, and to otto, NEWS FLASH: she has never tried to play an instrument. Some wastes of cum are both juvenile and legally retarded (see emma’s post) and some don’t like facts (otto).